Slang Terms of Hopkinton, Massachusetts (Hillers Football Rules)

Good Ham: This ham, is marbled, it’s from a marble quarry. It’s as expensive as the other ham, but it makes you retarded. Virginia Baked Ham.

The Dog has Fleas: If you sleep with a dog, you get fleas. This guy jacks off in the shower drain, there are ticks and lice and grasshoppers and bird mites coming through his shower drain.

Hot Dog: You’re a fan of the song, Squeezebox.

Mass Debate: You argue in Church, you’re a fornicator.

Chandala: You want everyone, to be in wheelchairs, so the government goes away. Your job is dumping dead bodies, in mines. You invented Christianity.

Attleboro Jewish: You stalked someone, by being followed.

Father Mike: Your father is a priest, and you have to become a pilot.

Chief Motivational Officer: You teach a special class for Jews, because you’re an anti-Semite.

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Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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