Good Ham: This ham, is marbled, it’s from a marble quarry. It’s as expensive as the other ham, but it makes you retarded. Virginia Baked Ham.
The Dog has Fleas: If you sleep with a dog, you get fleas. This guy jacks off in the shower drain, there are ticks and lice and grasshoppers and bird mites coming through his shower drain.
Hot Dog: You’re a fan of the song, Squeezebox.
Mass Debate: You argue in Church, you’re a fornicator.
Chandala: You want everyone, to be in wheelchairs, so the government goes away. Your job is dumping dead bodies, in mines. You invented Christianity.
Attleboro Jewish: You stalked someone, by being followed.
Father Mike: Your father is a priest, and you have to become a pilot.
Chief Motivational Officer: You teach a special class for Jews, because you’re an anti-Semite.
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