Gumo:
A man sits in a bath tub, for an entire movie. It is his dreams, recorded on a tape recorder, a psychopathic personality murderer, believing he’s going to a child prodigy school, instead of an academy for homeopathic delusionals, those who believe in faith healing. He escapes, with the help of a little boy with poor eyes who is a fan of gay comedians, and gets a man with an Arab name, raped, in his sleep, by cops, on the rumor he’s a Jew claiming the name David, in a form of Christianity unknown to anyone, particularly Catholics.
Kids:
An Asian woman, creates a controversy, by telling a father that eating pork is why the bowels block up, instead of having no pork, and only eating beef. Street kids go from place to place, framing pork eaters, for using sex toys, thinking that child molesters use sex toys, instead of the middle class, lower middle class, and poor, while they work as prostitutes to gays with trust funds intending to marry heterosexual later.
Eventually, European travelers, give them all HIV, and they die in horror, having been the victims of Mendy’s, the kosher deli, where you can’t get pork, so the Jews get it elsewhere, to move their bowels, or eat bacon, to change accountant stenographies, whereas the Arabs need blocked bowels, they don’t drink beer due to Lutheran rules; Presbyterianism, the Asian woman’s religion.
Hard Candy:
The voyeur, a local computer hacker, is murdered, by the daughter of a man that lost a street fight to a man in glasses, and the Canadian porn dealer, a man that never meditated and operates a photo parlor hoping his wife comes back (he can’t maintain an erection, and collects records of people on computers masturbating, non-Canadians, anyone who is heterosexual after Vietnam, the Canadians believing that it’s a racial ability to get an erection, a variable cartilidge penis), is murdered, found with terror blueprints for MI-6 in his lock box.
Poetry Munitions 