Midnight Ramblings (A Budweiser and a Bag of Pipe Tobacco)

So do you know where theologians and spies come from?

They’re created together, in a pair.

There’s a rivalry, over one person’s dreams (the leader) and the other person’s fears (the assassin).

They mix, at a young age, kindergarten, and there’s a duel.

The self-defense victor, is the spy.

The losing assailant, is the theologian.

If the fight goes the wrong way, they turn homosexual in highschool.

A theologian, makes you dependent on the government.

A spy, makes you independent of rules and laws.

If a theologian defeats the spy, the theologian becomes a child molester, a real life rapist timid.

If the spy defeats the theologian, they get to go to margaritaville, isolation by self demand.

You don’t give a theologian his heroin, he causes a terror attack.

You don’t give the spy his beer and liquor, he kills a cop.

I consider myself a pro bono attorney, like Ted Bundy.

My first girl was Maori-Latino.

I’m Chicano Power.

I specialize in MI-6, Britain, and Canadians.

I don’t like Natives that believe in God, either.

See you in Hell, Lennox.

I’ll have a needle for your arm, if you bring the whiskey for my throat.

The Blue Ribbon Pig:

Harvey Weinstein, frauded you into a talent trap, if he recognized something you wrote, without being able to place it, but finding it uplifting.

He recognized a hymn, from a sick mother, to heal her, through a son.

Or if with a woman, an abortionist’s lullaby.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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