Classes of Autism: A New Psychology, by Frederick R. Pendelschmythe

You are a government worker, someone with a skill proclivity requiring a sexual disorder to keep it in mutual check, or else you’re a criminal. But a child, tries to have sex with you, because he thinks you’re a birthday clown, since you hate him.

You are a man of religion, and don’t believe in God (you do not yet need your father), do not believe in mystical forces being ‘divine’, the ability to reason (you don’t work for a foreign government), and you don’t believe in an afterlife (you are not a pedophile). An atheist, gives you medication, for Down’s Syndrome.

You were born from one woman, but two sets of sperm. You are not aware of your ability to fail, due to your misshapen state. You have Down’s Syndrome.

Your mother drank alcohol while you were in the womb, and while you are as normal as anyone else, it is discouraged to do this, since alcohol can cause a miscarriage, turning a woman obese, and doctors don’t like that. They don’t want more medical secretaries that get the cute secretaries fired, that lowers the value of medical insurance per capita (the cute secretary, has a husband in finance, he provides job insight to filing in the home with his wife).

You type with one hand, such as on a smart phone, to be easily recorded by the government, since you think the phones are being monitored, due to a rumor by a paranoid palaplevtic, a school shooter in love with his own gasping bon’avaire, the concept of a ‘man in time’. You think everyone that is smart, is you, an idiot, unless disagreeing, then you need to go to the hospital, so they can be fixed, by thinking they’re you.

You went to highschool, and smashed something, because it was better than something you had. You suffer from a mortal sin, envy, actually all six mortal sins at once. You are a compulsive serial killer.

You were molested, by someone pinching your cheek, touching your hair, or fuzzling you, and they tortured animals, so they think they can eat you. You are a doctor’s victim, you jump hyperactively, and are viciously violent to effeminate men or women with a simple construct of humor; you are either a pathological killer, or you saw an espionage documentary before highschool, you will die drunk, you are an espionage recruit, for high pay. If placed in AA, or NA, or any program such, you are a terrorist, you work for free, and you see hookers, which you will see anyways, but once you are castrated, you will think you’re a pedophile, not the guy who castrated you.

You are an economics, psychology, political science, resource economics, sociology, or political economy major, and you wanted to take business, analysis of employee health. You are now a pederast, that has become a psychiatrist, with no additional degree necessary, and must simply follow orders, for the coming pogrom and hells of mankind, to hunt the ‘untermenschen’, whomever has moved your major, or any major listed above, besides business. The End is Nigh.

You played a varsity sport called wrestling, and your son took wrestling. Sorry, you are now drunk.

You were stolen, from a sock full of semen, and now, you call people ‘bastard’, and try to back it up in court. You’re the entitlement state.

You didn’t meditate, and if you’re a man, you can’t get an erection without a tube in your penis, and if you’re a woman, you will fuck anyone that moves, without a concept of your own profit from finance of trade or barter. You’re gay, but you think otherwise, Frank Zappa.

You put ketchup on a hot dog. You served as criminal intelligence, for the Freemasons, on a college campus. Anyone denying this, is a communist, and has to be reported, to the federal building, to sue the state police. We don’t know why.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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