My Mastered Martial Arts Forms (One Line a Piece to Learn Them)

Each of these are essential combat forms at the highest level of practice possible (grappling, boxing, bowcraft, knife fighting, and holds). Summarized in one line, the actual disciplines of training, not necessary.

Wrestling: “You’re going a bad way”. Now they have a psychotic break, otherwise they give you money.

Karate: “Martial arts is about self-defense”. Now you counter anyone, as long as they attack first, otherwise nobody fights, and we make money.

Sambo: “Everyone works together.” Now you can use marksmanship with firearms, unless they fire first, in which case it gets on the news.

Shyst: “I love your sarcasm.” Now you know shyst, too, and you’ll kill all my enemies, by virtue of them supporting their mother.

Kung Fu: “‘Rape’ is a power word.” Now you control other people, with your mind, and forward projection.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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