Non-Sequitors from Gary Larson (A Giant Woman With “SEX” on Her Butt)

Ham Sandwich: A Spy Novel

A man living with a very messy man, is told he’s a CIA agent, and after some driving about the state, has a psychotic break. Meanwhile, the man’s contact, has a psychotic break attempting to reach the man, and manages to track down the man as he’s having the psychotic break, being told he’s a CIA agent by the contact.

The Tube: A Cop Show

There’s a place, where a man, always falls out of the building. It’s a giant tube, from the paint factory above it. The cops, call it the ‘cool pipe’, and hang out in the factory, getting paid for people falling out of the pipe that were selling drugs.

Chiding House Rules: A Drug Epic

Three guys go to a house, to try drugs. The drugs, have a Nazi flag on them. They take the drugs, and turn into Nazis. They all think they turned into Nazis, because there’s a German eagle on the tab. Actually, they put a German eagle on the tabs, because they turn you into a Nazi. So why do the guys that turned into Nazis, not care? Because there’s a German eagle on the tab. Now, they’re Nazis.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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