Stolen Recipes (Everything Necessary to Wage a War)

Campus (The Path to Nirvana, an Invention in Van Meter Dormitory):

Campus, is a type of marijuana, intended for dealing grass as a police officer, or informant, since any of your weed, will have a distinctive smell, capable of being organized to spot if one chooses for a ‘match’, or if you’re adventurous for a ‘vacation’, a ‘mixed bag’, of flavored sweets to taste as you smoke.

A tupperware container, a type of hard candy or chewy candy or tums or mentos or rolaids or mints or menthol chews, must be arranged, half full at level. Now, you have to select marijuana buds, always picking ones that smell of standard odor (to prevent spray), at the price of your local standard level (a grade about ‘mids’, a non-sorted bag of the standard, not ‘headies’, a cop bud, indicating your dealer is crooked, even if you’re a cop, it’s a bad bag to sell your clients, you’ll hit your own stash, unless it’s an Irish push man up North, or a music gangster “Negro”, werd up, for a butch frontman for a music company out of Israel, down South – they sell, not smoke).

Now, you can sort your flavors, in weed bags, sandwich bags, not ziplops, but rolled pouch bags, with your happy little flap on the ‘front’, for your hand – beware, these are clear college dealer bags, keep them at college, I don’t care if you’re the FBI or the President’s son or a local lawyer, it doesn’t matter, it scares police when you’re ‘tech’ – they expect you to carry tin foil for your bags, so if there’s a ‘flea’, someone is using flea market bags and ‘dollars’, heavy equipment (a future dealer), they can get a film student to burn them for a ‘laugh’ (a scholarship to hell, why’d you take film? That’s for a cop to take, now you’re in, Officer Tarantino).

Keep all the bags of bud, in your tupperwares, with the same candy, no mix – you can match, sort, or mix your weed later, for preference of your badge. Of course, remember, this will give you legendary ‘nirvana’, a feeling of completeness after using the toilet. Avoid public restrooms, or else perhaps, ‘bang cholly’. Then things will occur, which you are not aware of, King of the Jews.

Hessian Pie (The Valley Forge Incident, “What a Fag”):

A York Toady designed to make your bowels awful, to barf diarrhea in the woods and be mistaken for women with the vapors, leading American soldiers to grow paranoid of Germans, having been sold the tourtierre by a British spy and former royal pie maker. Trooper C-17, British Redcoats, was never recovered

20 percent lean beef, a pork stuffing roll ground in a batter fry whip, a veal scrum with bread crumbs still attached and broiled, no potato, and a guazo bean broken and whipped in a sauce bath, for a meat mix for a tourtierre stuff of a pie, choose your size and frontage.

It should be noted that guazo bean, is the spice on the inside of the dumpling of a pork dumpling, Chinese, but should be used sparingly. It is ill advised to use red glaze on this, as it will impugne the flavor.

Paddy Loaf (The Vietnamese Wives Club, Used by French Soldiers in Indochina):

This originates in Cajun country, among grass runners, for the US Army, under General Andrew Jackson.

A meat loaf, made with ‘rindhouse’, ground watermelon rind, from the inside, no skin, into an oil paste, to roast the outside of the meatloaf in a thin coat, to cook it and crisp it, before you put the brown gravy on.

A French Nazarene dish, from Judea, the prison colony for Samaritans (half-bloods as Romans call them, those resembling Jews but being far kinder, having no purpose).

The smell of blade meat, Nietzsche’s favorite dish offends me, I’ve never figured it out.

It’s available at Chartley Pond, my local butcher.

It’s the staging ingredient to linguica, but bound in some sort of orange pulp, to marinate it.

My father’s been trying to steal it, his entire life.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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