Overseas Religious Practices (Differing from Calvinist Propaganda)

Jews: Alcohol is prohibited, only marijuana is allowed.

Muslims: Marijuana and cigarettes are prohibited, and a strict regimen for use of whiskey for men, wine for women, and grappa for “old ladies”, gays, foot washers.

Catholics: Marijuana and hard liquor together are prohibited, besides in highschool, once, an oath of alms.

Lutherans: A religion declared misfit, targeted by German Counter-Terror, and Pacifisits for Peace, presently being protected by TedX, a British Neo-Fascist movement based on the popularity of Harry Potter.

Jehovah’s Witnesses: Murder-for-hire assassins out of London, that use insurance, assassination, film, and lures, to kill.

Anglicans: An envoy movement to New World and Oceania stations, connected to the Vatican through Switzerland’s banking complex, fitting into the other categories above.

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