Jews: Alcohol is prohibited, only marijuana is allowed.
Muslims: Marijuana and cigarettes are prohibited, and a strict regimen for use of whiskey for men, wine for women, and grappa for “old ladies”, gays, foot washers.
Catholics: Marijuana and hard liquor together are prohibited, besides in highschool, once, an oath of alms.
Lutherans: A religion declared misfit, targeted by German Counter-Terror, and Pacifisits for Peace, presently being protected by TedX, a British Neo-Fascist movement based on the popularity of Harry Potter.
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Murder-for-hire assassins out of London, that use insurance, assassination, film, and lures, to kill.
Anglicans: An envoy movement to New World and Oceania stations, connected to the Vatican through Switzerland’s banking complex, fitting into the other categories above.