History of the CIA Shadow Operations Network (Contra South America)

Steven Forbes, the future founder of Forbes Magazine, figured out that Cyrillic, the Russian text type, is for large construction projects, complete for centuries. Placed on street signs alongside the Roman alphabets, to spot serial killers (drunks at travel), this system failed immediately, because of vodka, the name of the liquor having tricked Russians into drinking heavily (vodka is for an occasional alcohol, drunk as beer, to get over a drinking binge, because you were selfish with “snacks”).

Erecting Radio Free Europe, the Laurel Canyon project began, under the auspice of Paperclip family Frank “Zappa”, real name unknown. After Ken Kesey, former MKULTRA operative (LSD dealer, campus society of elders – dropout), was placed in charge of the tours, CIA manuals were distributed to the members of the Grateful Dead, from Mossad, Israeli, and WW2 OSS combat blueprints, in case they were captured or threatened while traveling. As for the success of the mission, you can decide (Radio Free Europe won, the entirety of the Slavic world was bombarded with ‘bust me’ songs, while learning Cyrillic, read to this day, to mark anyone that thinks a human penis is an aircraft runway to be constructed, and a workout manual is the construction of a Satanic altar with two large breasts made of silicone gel from natural flesh fed on a nutrionic potato diet).

But, a single error was made. For a “wine dollar”, a heroin needle in exchange for a blowjob, Charles Manson gave Jerry Garcia, who didn’t know he was a spy, a bag of smack in exchange for a handjob, and a shocked Jerry Garcia left behind his CIA manual on avionics, for a potential “fort raid”, by British MI-6, an old threat hurled at Rob Weir by bikers, for holding up his corna with the thumb out, advertising for sex with biker girls with strapons (a delectable proposition, until you realize you aren’t allowed to marry them, and its a lifelong calling).

Now, the Contra unit, in South America, is the Manson Family, the entire LA underground that bombs planes and confuses foreign intelligence for fun, having erected a banking empire centered around Cyrillic pornography and various names and labels, all meaning the same thing (man, bottom, woman, top), referring to the hand at the bottom of the shaft, and the woman watching you at the top of your eyebrows, the perfect way to break Adolf Hitler in interrogation, as theorized by Joseph Stalin one night, speaking to “Prince Richard”, the codename for Otto Skorzeny, on a dub-tap to negotiate a settlement to the war with Otto Skorzeny being allowed to keep a fur coat he had stolen in Iran, intended for a Contessa.

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Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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