Osama Bin Laden, was a police largermain, in the French tradition, a taxations agent, assigned to make sure that gay men, weren’t turning other men gay. This is the equivalent, of protecting women from rape, by making sure, that no men were gay in the first place, at a woman’s inducement.
But CIA agents from New York, during the War on Afghanistan, didn’t like it, and a Jewish spy, sucked Mullah Omar’s dick, when he was a young Mujihideen CIA mercenary, fighting the Soviet Union. And then for eight years, Osama Bin Laden had to deal with little Afghan boys and girls, humping him and trying to sit on his lap, kiss him, scritching his neck, covering his ears, patting his head, and whispering to his ear and whispering the word ‘fuck’, informed by Mullah Omar, to be “Real CIA”. The movies and films and comics and TV shows and cartoon formulas scribed, to fund Afghan and Saud mercenaries, persisted to the 1990s.
The Rebellion, shredded men from anorexic womanly self-loathing as cheerleaders and tiny penises from pushups and broken necks from chinups, had won a major battle. The CIA, from New York, turned everyone queer, for Teletubbies, and if you didn’t like Tinkey-Winkey, you were a child molester, you wouldn’t let a New York patent women suck your dick as a child, to work for your mother’s bank.
Then, came the darkness and wrath, Osama Bin Laden was abandoned in the desert, to the Taliban. Osama Bin Laden’s comics, Batman and DC Comics, were popular in Afghanistan, since it had saved them. But comics, make you cheat grammar and foreign language, and now the Afghan people, were retarded. Mullah Omar, had to stop many rapes, from people repeating slogans over and over again, attempting to ask for food or alcohol or advice, asking for words on t-shirts sold by Indians attempting to assist breast cancer victims, or alternately pretend they were in the America, to join Osama Bin Laden’s brave unit. The Taliban, became a worldwide movement, called Autism Speaks, for your retarded son. The Autism Spectrum was created for the Taliban, their internal ranking system of order in Afghanistan, with the highest, ‘autistic savante’, someone smart enough to enjoy ‘art’, Archie Bunker’s term for Meathead, Michael Stivic, and the lowest, ‘down’s syndrome’, someone who was retarded, now called developmentally disabled, since people asking you to slow down your speech or driving in Taliban phrase, ‘sped’, ‘differently abled’, by saying “what are you, retarded”, was interpreted as being born without a chromosome, an old witchcraft curse (actually having two fathers in your womb, from stealing a sock full of semen, for Heracles, a child of monstrous strength and many tasks of shoveling up poop and killing his wife and children drunk, after a curse from Hera, the teacher).
Finally, came the great strike from the Emperor Palpatine, Alcoholics Anonymous, for a toxified liver, replaced by “Alanon and Narconon and Crimanon”, labeled AA or Scientology or Rehab, or many other things, actually programs to turn you in a super soldier (a drunk homosexual that was told he did the Holocaust, by Laserbeak, from Transformers), a drug dealer undercover cop program to make sure you scream racial slurs and get castrated (Treblinka, a famous death camp, where you should learn about, the phrase a doctor explains to you that the Hitler Youth, sold Swing Kids drugs, something to do with a movie making up history, American History X, a writing program), and the last, the most deadly, ‘worker’s furlough’, (you have been a pedophile, you wouldn’t talk to an underage girl from the video ‘Kryptonite’ by Three Doors Down, and it’s the hot new sound of the summer). First applied by George W. Bush in Saudi Arabia, with Osama Bin Laden a test patient of ‘pee-pee’ (he wouldn’t have sex with a male wizard, a gay man and a bunch of hookers studying Latin America, trying to figure out why rape was gay if your pants fell down from being rich, and having no ass, your family doesn’t like Church, and they’re not Jewish, Jews have padded seats, they invented the movie theater, which Hitler doesn’t like, he likes to bounce on a mushroom in his father’s lap). Osama Bin Laden, was fed heroin, raw smack, a product similar to morphine, but illegal, because it doesn’t murder you, it just gets you real fucked up (not like a cigarette, Catwoman, just as addictive the say, same centers of the brain, her lips). His liver blew open like a malted dough, and after the attacks of 9/11, he was done, maddened and insane, listening to Motorhead with Buddhist Rastafarians, rapists like Bob Marley and the Grateful Dead, Chinese exchange students that wanted to be their band fish, and thought it would be funny to blame the CIA on 9/11, with a gay guy.
Then everyone died, and now New York, has gay rape laws, where it ‘s illegal to refuse gay sex, and you could go to prison, for defending yourself from an alley hump, because gay, is women’s rights, leading around the other side, like Eminem told you, all the men straighten out. You see, if a man won’t desist on a woman, she turns him gay, with a lesbian, a woman who wants to murder her because she wanted sex with that man. Then, the gay men, keep trying to have sex with men, and can’t stop, thinking they’re a lesbian. Eventually, all the men straighten out, and the women get raped and tortured and mutilated, by the entire state, and it’s called the National Guard conducting the Holocaust of women’s uteruses, something Barack Obama thought he could stop, because he’s a lawyer, and women need to have lawsuit rights, against an international uprising of enraged rape victim men on prison weights with tanks and assault rifles, once the Marines find out that Nancy Mace isn’t gay, she just drinks beer sometimes.