Fake Catholic Orders (For Your Godfather, a Homo Jew Convert)

Being a member of any of these orders, means you are not Catholic; however, you may have been invited, with special benefits through deacons, “the detectives exam”.

Jesuits: You have caused someone to have a psychotic break. You write for television channels, out of the South, provided free material, for your veteran corps members, having moved there to work for people like Spike Lee or Avery Brooks, when they want to vacation. You get the research from television channels, you watch, from the same material prior. (Batman).

Knights of Columbus: You have had an orgy with more than one man, and you are a man. You have turned at least one woman, into a lesbian, you are a rapist. Don’t worry, you can make lesbian art, by attending lectures and hearing their stories, then writing for play companies and film and the Lifetime channel, telling your story with your father, but as the female characters. Some day, future Knights of Columbus, will attend your work and read your alms. (Chasing Amy).

Rosecrucians: You have approved of gay rights and culture, mistaking religions such as Wicca (Druze Sunnism), Irish Paganism (Irish Catholic Mathematics), or Agnosticism (American University Catholic Chapels), as witchcraft (rape, purchased in study through fine texts, witchcraft books, rearranged Islam made by the Church and labeled as your favorite authors, such as “The Necronomicon”, a Lovecraft concept, full of bowel undulating cow udders, a variation on Arabic, a dog barking when it poops, so women who speak it can torment men who learned Arabic instead of Urdu, the language proper and a Hebrew idiom of root origin). You are in the Mafia. (Goodfellas).

Montsignors: You have joined a military unit, and you are confused by terms of membership of your group, between friendlies, on your soil, on their soil, their views of you, your views of them, and the proper metric of dictum between your behavior, “Blessed Art Thou”, Signum 1 of the Marine Corps, and “Blessed Art Thou to Women”, a sex raved maniac that kills civilians and rapes women. You get to join a special order, where you deal with cops, all day, and become a teacher, and get to arrest teachers as a cop, with a nickname out of a local paper that covers you as a joke. You get to teach the schools above, as their historical equivalent, with amusing stories about genital damage as the root of each, of the curriculum provided by your newspaper source. (21 Jump Street).

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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