Turkmen Sous Chefs

 Turkmenistan, is a man with a delicate nose, always in psychosis from having grasped a recipe as a child, a unique family contribution to the lexicon of things.  Never a Jew, or a subdivision thereof (such as an Ethiopian-Jew, an Arab).  They know any recipe to please you, but should you alter a single element, a disaster comes.  They are immortal, the legendary “Sex on the Beach”, a family tradition of accoutrements, from their adventures.  All culinary classics stolen and traded, all mixed drink recipes and cocktails declared “gay” (this is for a married man), and even the luxury set (a new product made famous), are from Merv, the Sunken City.

It is the way of the “Jedi”, an old Cirtric word for “faith”, the term of trying a product, and liking it.  Some people call it “Darth Vader”, others call it “The Batman”, and more call it “Joe Jitsu” of Ace Comics and Dick Tracy; whatever it is, you have to trust it, to get anywhere in life.

There are five elements, the hand.

Thumb: The college recommendation.  This is the recommendation of special order, bar, restaurant, tavern, party, invention, or marijuana recipe, that creates a famous man of letters, especially from a son or daughter labeled mentally ill but otherwise.  To refuse this, is suicide, a life in poverty.  One must attend alongside the recommending party, from family connection particularly, or the individual refusing, is rendered a pederast to own children, a Nazi, the term of American Bund of a prosecutor; however, the prosecutor attorney, must attend, especially a drug deal, to trust the insight of their class companion and mate, a foiled defense attorney, to set up the defense case of arrest – the new cop training law of specialty, for the old friend, the mental misfit.

Forefinger: The war story recipe.  This is the old fogey veteran’s story, of some wild claim passed around the trenches, the special recipe of the enemy commander, politician, commando, or ‘wielderschamckt’, the enemy woman, always a Jewess in telling.  This recipe is to be given out at high stake, with any alteration causing a disaster, particularly in a riddle to spot an anti-Semite, someone assuming deliberation of term being unique, ruining the recipe for the tongue for not knowing Yiddish, the definition of terms.  A gay man, is created, from trusting the so-called “expert”, the German-Carolina, a slur from Pennsylvania, Carolina, or Maine, from a cop that thinks he knows how to cook, despite being a hard labor family, hardly labored if they question the recipe.

Middle Finger: The offense to mother.  This is the new family recipe, the children’s raising ceremony of infant, feeding to child alongside the Garesh, the banned by future alliance of marriage.  The infant is expected to vomit, or die, to the two options, to test to see if the spouse, the inherited of will, has been honest in her bloodline.  If the child vomits, the woman having enjoyed the recipe, the marriage is to be; otherwise, the man or woman, the spouse, has made an excuse, and is gay, having folded napkin, an insult to the sous chef.  This is the legendary recipe to offend the mother madrigal, or the father husplomb, an old white man in the clothes of a black man having arranged the marriage, a lie of mimicry for some term of money, actually destruction of career; a political marriage, guised in a chance romance.  The spouse having lied, is placed under bars, in any county following process of rule, divorce courts without fee.

Ring Finger: The cocktail offensive to gay man.  A gay man, or lesbian woman especially, only drinks with other homosexuals, and finds anyone drinking alone, with straight men, or unaccompanied women, to be hated by family of gene, impossible given the degrees of “faggotry”, the white Anglo-Saxon term for a false friend, always a man trying to steal, or a woman stalking, a homoerotic pedophile or a lesbian fallucius (a Falun Gong terrorist, doing the entire movement a sore name, by proposing terror, instead of proper religion without medication for opposing medical research of live name of human or animal, supposedly the future, actually the pagan days of Barnabus).  The recipe, has caused dishes to be unwashed, and if not taken by spouse taking the marital token, she is gay, and her funds are to be robbed at high stake by family, for refusing something clever; especially if purloined, by pedophile family member, under recipe of trademark, a violation of the Pendulum Sect, the High House of Britain, a dredge ass kicking for their children in the courts of law for the rest of their history of the descent of family.

Pinky: The new ingredient offensive to father.  A new ingredient has been found, upon ritual of completion of rite of passage, offensive to father.  It is to be shared, this ingredient, as a special cocktail, a type of drink or food item non-alcoholic but granted, the desire of a strange woman, a lesbian by choice, or a gay man by abuse, having been abused by a doctor or psychiatrist or nurse outside the family; someone befriend to play “fast and loose with the rules”, themselves having violated a sexual morality sacred to the son or daughter.  This new item, is to be placed within a single store of purchase, often liquor, sometimes shredded bulk or local shop, to become a new past time favorite, by virtue of the local legend, the Turkmen, having purchased repeatedly, for recipe unknown.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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