Writer’s Notes (Four Legendary Douchebag Maneuvers)

The Hitler Show: Any movie designed as a trap to recruit Jewish soldiers of infamy, must be designed with Adolf Hitler “getting himself”, so there’s an automatic test trap. Take a scenario, involving Hitler, and explore it, from your life, where you lost. Then, strip out any reference to Hitler and World War 2 and the entire issue of Judaism, so Hitler is both the culprit, and the victim, hence the person the movie is used on (not a “showie”, a false warning of aid, showing someone a film) will automatically shoe-lace trip into the plot of the film.

The Sitcom: This is performed through making a pilot, something referencing a politician you dislike as using a past time you enjoy, and running through the theoretical reference, until you figure out what the show is about, what you were doing when you came up with the pilot. That’s the “jump shark”, you want to use, to get the fanmail in, on what you’ve done to your fans, for the series finale, to seal the show forever, and make it a potent weapon to kill the most beloved character on the show, the one that’s dying because of the jump shark.

The Presidential Review: You want to have a single actor on a set, at any time, that the show is secretly about, even a cartoon, that seems misplaced, because there’s no attachment to any other character. Pick the character that is, off-scene, the nicest guy, but dislikes your misplaced actress, only a woman, not a transgender or lesbian or “lady”, the woman trying to get on for her career (especially a one time “run”, a joke character she volunteered for in set drafting). Anyone dishonest in a national review, will cause scheming and thieving spies, to kill their own friends, dooming a leader’s career when he’s ignored, and killing any overseas agent resembling the ‘jockup’, the male version of the actress that the set talent dislikes.

The Senior Smurf: Make a character on a show that is the most racist depiction of a Jew that you could ever surmise, as a German wizard, whatever you think that is, and have him be the center of attention. That way, a new family in town is rumored to be German, and everyone will have psychotic delusions of having the father inventing the show, being given German cultural tips by Jewish lookalikes, worldwide, even where it hasn’t aired, creating witless theories in film, movies, cinema, and music, about why a Jewish family, has been mistaken as creators of some variation of World War 2 proto-art, infiltrating schools within days as paranormal theory, theories about Rome, then destroying the entire practice of torte law until the real German wizard, figures out the Talmud, and posts it online.

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Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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