Down’s Syndrome: You had two fathers with sperm in one mother.
Savantism: One of the parents of a Down’s, was a genetic Mormon, a Mycenean, Heracles, a type of Gypsy known for being the basis of “The Joker”, from DC Comics.
Asperger’s Syndrome: You did medication for Down’s Syndrome, ordered by a pedophile.
ADD: You have massive cavities and fillings, from sugar.
ADHD: You were molested by a child with explosive farts, that wanted to wrestle, and he became a priest, denying you medicine.
Autism: Your father or mother or lawyer or caretaker or the school etc., passed a lawsuit on your behalf, and didn’t tell you.
Bifurcation: Your brain doesn’t work, from using a smart phone, and you think everyone else is “too complex”, when you grasp something complex, and they have “artism”, from knowing “art”.
Homosexuality: You were given a ‘street read’, from an African-American ex-convict that raped a white man, on ‘how to get a lawsuit’, by claiming to a white ex-convict with a rich father that you do something because of a children’s cartoon or video game, or perhaps a board game.