How to Raise a Game Theory Agent (Collegiate Freshman Year)

The Defense Advanced Research Project Agency, any college campus accredited by a regional council to have a degree with a career placement apparatus upon graduation, is a US Army R&D center, that we traditionally call a ‘university’ or a ‘small college’ or an ‘Ivy League’ in the United States. Various types of agents abound, but the writer’s particular area of training ‘league’, was a game theory agent.

Let’s go into a game theory agent, through labeled stages, for this one (Dwight D. Eisenhower’s freshman year, at West Point, backwards).

Selection: This person has stolen from Jewish culture, and has found a conspiracy of common accusation related to the cause for war. Their introductory letter, is a letter to Albert Einstein, which got Adolf Hitler trapped at an art gallery, defrauded by Jews, as a prank by Albert Einstein. This individual has come upon a common formula, a military strategy capable of mobilizing a criminal force as United States assets, called ‘criminal capital’, indicating they were once contended human resources, and can now be voluntarily hired as American union employees, for influence in a foreign country under one of our federal interest companies or corporate unions. This is through using a compilation protocol, coming from the Book of Judges, a Gideon, a commando.

First Day: They are judged as cop (honors), soldier (standard), or espionage (refusal of honors), with a racketeer as a suit to acquire honors (fail, guidance counselor, criminal intelligence). This is orientation.

First Bunk Assignment: They are placed with a lawyer, and given the assignment of selecting the lawyer’s potential defense case. Drug dealer (they sold a friend a drug harder than marijuana), cop (they initiated a culture haze appropriate for the culture of the lawyer), politician (they arranged for alcohol purchase, and attended a party with the pre-law), or fail (they were racist, and attempted to use the lawyer, to get laid, upon accusation of rape). The rank of use, is the implant in an enemy unit, unless fail, removed and allowed to proceed through college, with an apology to the parents.

GPA Rank: Each class, out of 5 (if withdrawing or psychotic break, expelled, unless failed above in each), is ranked for a private instruction. Third Star: this class is impossible, you made it, you mimicked the professor. You cheated. Second Star: this class is too advanced, you had a psychotic break. You’re a priest. First Star: this class is an elective you couldn’t perform, you were in an overseas program. This can’t be your secondary. Black Stars: Each one of these, is a gold, if you reversed or inverted the star above, but in a different order of merit (2-3-1, Nietzsche). Your GPA rank is totaled, and applied to your cumulative for your first semester, and you are released.

Job Evaluation: Your winter work assignment is evaluated. Temporary agency: spy, you watch someone. Highschool job: varsity, you’re an athlete, even an extracurricular. Criminal record: Skulls, you’re a haze master of an illegal frat, you run drugs. Internship: You’ve got upper middle management written all over you, you protect a politician from a stalker, Snake.

Sexual Record: Did you dodge a hookup? If so, you win. Sex is prohibited, freshman year. If you have a sex hook, second semester, they flunk the program. You are given a first choice major, based on your best foray in public against a professor, to help him or her eliminate a military candidate, into a higher rank position. If you didn’t do this, you’re a rapist. If you did this, you’re a rapist anyways, welcome to MKULTRA. I’m sure she’ll be around.

The Atrocity: This is Eisenhower’s hardest test. He has to master a subject of blood test genome, and kill the kid doing it. Three options. Upgrade him: he is now a professor. Flunk him: he is a political aide. Fight him: you’ve murdered a campus confidential intelligence, Chuckles. Sorry, Destro picked wrong. He’s lost a son.

The Wildcard: Are you a CIA agent, that has a diploma for some reason? Can you show me a trick or two? Is it a cocked hat? Can you turn yourself backwards, in a mirror?

Second Semester Summation: You are tracked, for your next action. This is your assassin class. A silent partner, is introduced to watch you, the blackmail. This is called ‘Nixon’, invented famously by him, at Annapolis, the end of the career of John F. Kennedy in the Marines, the ‘backbreaker’ (lift with your legs, you fail, you broke your back, hiding your butt crack – step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Jerry Poker the German). Eisenhower had it inserted, just so we could have a way to eliminate the backing body, of a political mover watching you, a cheat from your ROTC or university or developmental program. We’ll keep you mind, Leonis. A crime of passion. Are you Jewish?

The Road Run: Well, sir, it appears you are ready. Let’s play with the men in black. These are the kids that signed on with the clandestine force. If they show up, you’ve violated a narcotics law, a drunken driving law, or a workplace collusion law. Each one you violate, the treatment goes down softer, from the last on that list, to the first. Worst case scenario, you got your cheat stolen, and you’re now a pedophile. That means, you have an MI-6 blooper, that the sociology don, the undercover grass dealer wants. Wrong dorm, Subgenius. Welcome to the Cayman’s. Were you ever alive?

The Check-in: Your father is warned, by an old friend, you are dangerously inebriated. If this happens, you’re a military tradition, and you just fucked up so hard, you got a President elected. If you’re an assassin, your name is David Michael Charlebois, “X”. The Joker. You are given a women’s severance complex, to separate from your mother, and then your true genetic potential comes out, as you become Rahu, a Hindu God, a blue man. Otherwise, you’ve been failed, your father has been severed. You are now gay.

And then, Eisenhower completes the Battle of Marathon, having run it backwards, as a Game Theorist.

Eisenhower ran it forwards, for a troop commander, a board man, someone who placed figures on a chart.

But backwards, it’s how you stay invisible.

Even in plain sight.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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