Batman Rogues Report (The War on Terror)

Bridgewater Triangle Report:

Two-Face: Bill Clinton, Southern Poverty Law Center (Mossad)
Riddler: George W. Bush, German Wehrmacht (American Bund)
Joker: Barack Obama, United States Department of Corrections Union (German Mob)
Bane: Donald Trump, Nevada Gambling Commission (Israeli Defense Forces)
Harley Quinn: Queen Elizabeth Lennox II of Tudor, High Lodge of Scotland (Church of Israel)
Film Freak: David Michael Charlebois of U’Niall, Menlo Park (French External Security)
Deadshot: Michael Raymond Charlebois, The Woods (CIA).
Catwoman: Joanne Lennox, Clan MacShahon (IRA).

Two-Face:

The alignment of computing software into the hands of the British, robbing the Chinese of their technical investitures under Reagan.

Riddler:

The 9/11 terror attacks, as a cover for the realignment of national sporting teams out of regional rivalries, and into predictable booking.

Joker:

The placement of doctors, nurses, and psychiatrists, as juris prudence of law, instead of street surveillence.

Harley Quinn:

The disposal of White’s Gentleman’s Parlor operative Saddam Hussein, to fulfill the plan of using the Green Zone and the Sunni Triangle as a volley net, to separate Iran from Israel.

Bane:

The hidden market of entrepreneurship as non-cornered patent manuals, so any shop industry can duplicate a technology, with the print holding gaining the sum.

Film Freak:

The initiation of the Syrian standoff, the refugee crisis, the terror attacks in France, the ISIL strikes in North Africa, to allow for expanded French investment in Sonatech, with the new brokers out of China and Russia, the oil capital necessary to create renewable resources out of oil exploitation of the Sahara Mediterannean.

Methods

Two-Face (Getting out of his wife’s divorce lawsuit for her cheating on him):

Deployment of arts technology as sciences compatibles, out of British banking stocks for software and hardware timers.

Riddler (returning the German gold in Germany to German families in America and selling it through Glenn Beck):

Airing of Seinfeld episode, “Top of the Muffin To You”, by pretending to not understand that the top of the muffin, was wider, due to “stable base”.

Joker (the irradiation of all diamonds in Central-Western Africa to end diamond district for garment district):

Implicated suit of falsely CIA signed agents in 2004, given to Hindu doctors, with “Indian Bureau of Affairs” ledgered in their files. As political issue per private election, during 9/11.

Harley Quinn (completing a trup decrepe, a legendary bet told to free one from gambling addiction, by winning without cheating):

The sack of Drew Bledsoe, New England Patriots, by Mo Lewis, New York Jets, from a bet placed by Hussein family members, in Boston booking.

Bane (being on TV):

Removal of industrial patents from school record studies of students in all counties of Massachusetts, from book reports and shortcuts logged and reports of cheating, using Mossad surveillance performed by library aids in local highschool “alleys”.

Film Freak ($500 dollars a piece, to each of his father’s 401Ks from his Camp Perry CIA days, $210,000 on collected annuity by 2013):

The myth of French censorship of GI Joe, a US Army comic for “Cobra”, American soldiers on college R&D program campuses, given to the Michael’s Restaurant, to cross into Jordan.

Deadshot (Banked credit on redundancy of credit at bank, deliberate wording of contract to exchequer clerks):

Never fail, false-misfire counter-intelligence industrial law given worker’s compensation.

Catwoman (Royal Scottish husband, to place MacShahons in psionic contact with O’Neills):

Revoltment at Christian songs since childhood, forcing all Christians into youth shelter sheds, to eliminate free choice among Royal Nobles.

Post-Op Evaluations:

Two-Face: He’s pretty sure he’s some place, that somebody else should be, and he’s very sad.

Riddler: He doesn’t know why it’s so hard, to win a game.

Joker: He’s always enjoyed paternal figures, and wanted a grandfather.

Harley Quinn: There’s no point to life, when you’ve already beaten Hitler.

Bane: Life is lonely at the top.

Film Freak: If a paper was flunked by writing it, why not do something evil?

Deadshot: Why does a camper need a gun, if he’s already got a middle finger for a violin?

Catwoman: What’s the point of getting fat? Someone suffers, that’s fat.

Sexual Fetishes

Two-Face: Choking with the left hand.

Riddler: Watching a woman masturbating, while masked, standing.

Joker: Queening, thong over his face.

Harley Quinn: Being beaten, with a cane.

Bane: Board games, dirty ones, the kind you play with little kids.

Film Freak: Over the knee spanking, left handed, man on top, with a woman. Never performed, only implied.

Deadshot: Sexual exfoliation of a woman through 5-10 hours of standard standing style sexual penetration, concussions and amphetamine addiction, steroids and syrhious of the phallus due to skin condition.

Joanne Lennox: Watching fat people perform jumping jacks, fixation on cartoons and fat actors.

Deadshot (Father):

Third highest, in 40 years, since the establishment of “The Woods”.

1st place, Dwight Schrute, high line sniper, tree falls. Saint of all Killers, major: Resource Economics.

2nd place, Dwight Eisenhower, major general, political command, ‘Codename: Imposter’, figurehead for Eleanor Roosevelt as US President.

3rd place, Michael Charlebois, IDF dummy agent, Codename ‘The Nazi’, applied erronously by George W. Bush on prank call reception from his father; requested, ‘Captain Nazi of the Cold War’, ancient Wonder Woman issue. George W. Bush cured of selective mutism (‘just a kid that liked baseball too much’).

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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