An Analysis of Eric Cartman (Through Understanding FDR)

The FDR Hand Gesture:

You need your right leg crossed at a square over the left (sorry, impossible otherwise), and you need to slap your right fist, ligament wrenched, down into your side-thigh, up top, three times, laughing at being a dick.

How to Write the Character:

“Needs”, has an infection from lake water as a child, doesn’t take all of his biotics, has too much jizz later in life, and is picked out of a phonebook as a new move 18 year old with a last name by a serial killer dominatrix that was divorced by a doctor.

She uses a catheter on him, her fetish as a medical nurse nanny in her underwear, as an obese doctor’s assistant, and he doesn’t like it.

He figures out that all women are serial killers, and gay men help them, by mocking men that dump women before they can kill a man, as rapists, even testifying in court or becoming lawyers.

Do what you will of it, but it’s your soul.

No shame in masturbation and talk, is there, officer.

Culture Biopic:

Any woman can seduce any man, with a deliberate target written form, after having read about him, in a police log, then researched him, in a library, for his mother’s name for him.

He has to change the name, to evade her, which means they arrest him as a pedophile, on a daughter tip, a future female cop, a lesbian, a hateful shebeast with a puffed red face from masturbating while eating and sleeping upright in bed, probably sperm stealing into a child and raising a poor obese son or daughter, a cop murder as a rapist for fun.

The entire system, is the murder of men, by women, for no particular reason, other than that women can’t work, or cook, or clean, or know law, just raise kids. By having them, out of the womb.

Nothing else.

Men can do everything without a mother in their life, through their father, and lose it, if they fight.

End Moral:

A pedophile does anything for his mother.

That’s why Eric Cartman is evil.

Published by cheater120

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