How to Kill With a Letter (My Mother’s Finest Creation)

Carmen Sandiego’s Five Points of Murder (The Five Point Touch):

Alice Charlebois was a bastard of a woman, with the name for a mother of a king, Alice.  And her name, O’Neill, meaning ‘Of Championship’, Niall translating to ‘champion’, ’cause’, and ‘vehemence’, in the triple inline of Gaelic, cause in the center and champion/vehemence in the circular, the combination of the Communion wafer (you’re welcome for the shape) combining to mean ‘championship’.  Mother of Noble Championship, and Charlebois, Lennox, meaning England, with a name riddle granted by the Crown of England for taking the Oath, to seperate us from the bastard Jolibois clan, the Griffons, who went to Acadia to slave Negros to death for French rice.  (We’re the Swordfish, our crest is blue, we hunt French privateers, as French privateers, but the British pay us, so it’s different, see?)

The five point palm, is simple.  You take a single line, in any essay, read Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse, and translate one sentence, into pentambic.  Iambic, is where each word, has the beginning and ending, matching.  Pentambic, is where the inside, matches in some form you’ve devised along a rule recognizable to the reader, in the center.

The reader will have an aneurysm.  Don’t forget what you wrote, it could be you.

An analysis of Siddartha by Herman Hesse, meanwhile, with pentambic, turns you into Spider-Man, a Christian nerd that kills Evangelists for no reason, as Herod, the returned King of the Jews, James Bond.

The Five Point Touch best left with a reference to Shakespeare getting an erection from a woman, which will become apparent when the aneurysm hits:

“Proof that Shakespeare was written by a woman.”

Dumb bitches don’t even know what a woman writes like, do they.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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