The True Story of the Riddler (And Sitting Bull’s Revenge – Wounded Knee)

Do you know what Down’s Syndrome is? It’s the condition, of being developmentally disabled.

Do you know what autism is? You’ve cheated, at grammar.

But what is the Riddler?

It’s an auto-phalange complex, wherein you can cheat a Native American sport, now called ‘Penuckle’, to the point that it creates a national controversy.

Lincoln lied about this. But if you see a man with a pinky on his right hand crooked, maybe he just could’ve been the Riddler.

Before the Mob got him, so he couldn’t cheat at Morra, Lots, and cause the Crusades, actually caused by a fat Frenchman’s desire for dairy cow in the Holy Land.

Peter the Hermit aside.

Imagine a game, wherein you have your left hand, with thumb above pinky, above ring, and above middle, tracking your victories. On your right hand, you have the option of the same, played with your foe. If you score higher, than them, they take a point, on your left hand. If you score the same, you both get a point. If you score lower, you lose a point. The game has to be ended, on a tie, on the left hand.

This was an ancient game from our days before the Ice Age, but one Injun, from a tribal colony now forgotten, had mastered it, and was declared a Savante. The Riddler.

Imagine this game going on, for 367 days straight, with one challenger, and multiple marks on totems, bones, wood, gravens in the ground, and cheats being allowed on the challenger, more and more, with that little Riddler mastering the game, over and over, undefeated, refusing to tie.

Two hundred years later, Sitting Bull remembered.

And Riddler’s tribe was wiped out, at Wounded Knee.

The Riddler, is deaf, by birth.

We won’t see the last of the Riddler, I’m sure.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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