Message to the MUSH (Your New Job, Colonel Trevor):
You know, the cool guy, the soldier spy that everyone liked, was a biplane pilot, during World War 1.
Biplanes had barely any effect, but dueling other biplanes.
World War 2, they had postal workers, the OSS.
Korea, they had doctors on draft, the medical units.
Vietnam, they had mercantile agents, the jewelers.
Grenada, they had embedded journalists, the reporters.
Kuwait, they had news anchors, CNN.
War on Terror, they had drug dealers.
In each war, they had a legendary agents set, dozens of them, that did the actual job, to some effect, establishing the actual unit.
You MUSHers are drug dealers.
I actually pushed grass and acid on the street, got written into Deadpool 1 and 2, and arranged Stan Lee’s sellout of Marvel Haganah to Disney.
That’s Professor Marston.
Professor Marston was psycho, in World War 1.
I figured out how to push weed, to make a difference.
You put the grass, in the research writer’s hands, via your distributor, the Freemason.
I’m Greta Van Sustern.
And we won.
MUSH Terms:
IC: Something happening through a writer, placed other than self, non-literal, non-gender.
OOC: Something as the gender of the writer, in literal form.
RL: The MUSHer’s actual life, never to be mentioned IC, unless skills accrued, hence character.
RP: Skills accrued, IC.
Twink: Somebody who acts off-game, as IC.
Bully: A teamup on a MUSHer, considered a fascist MUSH.
Troll: A strike against a MUSH, for being non-compliant with open discussion rules.
Spam: Speech on a MUSH that refers to characters of the MUSH, OOC.
Gay: A MUSH term for a MU that expects you to decompartmentalize, instead of hold memorandums separate.
MUD: Any behavior intended for a concrete solution, instead of an abstract use of code.
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