Ascension to the Papacy (How to Become G-d)

God, is traditionally, a death rattle, evoked when you die from a blade to your right rib, on your back, from a noble’s left hand, that anyone can perform, but the noble, has the insight to understand that it’s comic, not comedy.

But what is G-d?

G-d, is a lifelong pupil, of how a man breaks inside, from the simple observation of how they attack you, as themselves.

Anyone ranked priest or above, knows this, even a deacon, someone who desired mortal flesh, and threw away his gift as a killer.

So how to you become G-d, the Pope?

There’s a competition, in the priesthood, from an interesting story. You have to understand your first victim, that man that placed himself as you, then lost a physical or mental or emotional or even sensual battle of wits, the latter being the Christian Orthodoxy, the Patriarchs Four. The Pontiff, is the fifth, and his is no different.

You have to spend your entire life, studying how to produce something comically amusing, such as getting a man to think he is Jose Conseco, a famous ballplayer, when he’s really an impoverished German, so he tells people about Jose Conseco, then gets them raped, and sent to prison after by his sheriff father, before the victims spend the rest of their life, destroying ‘Dave’ (‘Batman’), each time linking it back to a Jewish comic company and getting a dominatrix scandal to occur, when Batman becomes James Bond, proving that baseball isn’t Hispanic in origin, but is in fact Jewish, and that cricket, is an inferior dynamic.

That story, is for Pope Francis.

He beat a man to death with a baseball bat, for trying to throw a snake on him.

The man throwing the snake, was a prison rapist, and couldn’t understand how to get an erection, he’d gotten drunk before he first masturbated, the famous line Francis created about being drunk, giving you a snake inside a woman, instead of a piece of wood.

Upon becoming G-d, we remove your phallus, your penis, leaving both testicles intact.

To kill G-d, is to remove a testicle, however you cannot do this, once the phallus is removed, there is no testicular torsion, to grip the lambas.

Hence why Pope Francis, plays cricket, with a paddle.

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