Vampire: A painting of a dead guy.
Golem: A statue of your child before birth.
Ghost: A book by a dead guy.
Magician: Someone who understands Jewish traditions, ‘magick’, and how they relate to patterns shaped by humans interacting with tool work or physical structures. Ritualism experts.
Wizard: Someone with an unusual chess move or gaming move with a limited solitaire variant on first tap.
Lich: A wizard that they brought back from the dead by making him his own mother.
Zombie: A drinking death on the morgue.
Revenant: A dead homeless guy.
Witch: A homosexual that interferes with the above codexes.
Ghoul: A victim of a witch, a serial killer.
Atheism: Someone who understands the above list.