Campus Countermeasures (Clint Eastwood Scores Pot)

The historian’s rule at a college campus, created by the Medici family:

You have to have a test, to see if a lover from another region is stalking you.

This tests to see if you’re in a manouche; you have someone from your hometown, attempting to follow and marry, for a gay man (if you’re male) or a lesbian (if you’re a woman).

If it turns out as a positive, you have to apply your campus skills to dislodge both the stalker, and the gay friend or lesbian doll.

It’s built into campus admissions, through the preparatory paper system, to get into college.

Once a manouche has been engaged, you move to your second choice major from freshman year, the first choice major applied when ‘clean’, the secondary major (the elective of general studies easiest to you), engaging through having a homosexual room mate.

If you are stalking, you are placed with a heterosexual room mate inside a manouche that’s been reported, to out you as gay, then homosexual, while you simplify your aspirations from the purpose of the program, to a stereotype.

At which point, you are removed from the secondaried major, to report to the network of gay men and lesbian women.

This removes the male and female stalkers of alternate (contrary in homosexuality’s terms) sex and gender, and marries them into the network of gay men and lesbian women, placing them in overseas travel programs.

That way, their children, are deported, the varnish clean of the network, separating it, removing the monetary largesse from the stalkers, and making the campus system continually safe against gay rape and lesbian hazing.

All from an essay to get into campus. The winner, picks a TV show, the loser, picks someone else.

Published by cheater120

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