How to Pose as Hitler (To Terrify Your Father and Impress Women)

If you are curious to do pose as Hitler, your father seems like a common and famous television character that psychiatrists side with, for being their friends from college.

If otherwise, please do not continue, you are clearly Batman.

Are you still here?

Good.

Hitler, has two people in his life. A man who has become a priest, at force of Hitler’s father with town rumor that Hitler is gay, and a woman who he rejected, for claiming that Judaism was a material interest in a relationship with an atheist by virtue of Hitler’s father claiming open conversion to Judaism by calling him gay.

Now, you are figuring out, am I Hitler? Do I have a friend that listens to Steely Dan, and a stalker that thinks I’m an anti-Semite, because she forced me out of Judaism, for gay rights?

You will need your trusty collection of comics, films, and video games. Remember, the villain is always right. Unless the priest showed you the character. Then, it is a trap, to marry you, to a Jewess (a Hollywood image of a Jew), not a woman (a woman who has her customs and yours, and you adapt together).

Leave her to Colonel Steve Trevor, a prison bitch on an island of cat shit. You are stronger than this, Hitler.

Whenever your priestly friend shows you a movie, try to figure out what it is, through your father’s hopes for a career. Then share it, with friends claiming Judaism, actually “AZN PRYDE”, people who enjoy Japanese video games. That’s Hideki Tojo. They think you are racist, for enjoying Jewish culture, repatterning it no less, so the anti-Semite is not whom it seems. Remember, black people and Asians, need deliberate character prints, on what is evil. They don’t listen to The Book of Maccabees.

The final ingredient, is understanding the sexual fantasies, of the Nazi. It always involves something deep in your subconscious, that only an Arab doctor, terrorizing innocent Jews in a town, can understand. Don’t argue Israel or Palestine with him, he’ll kill you, for being Jewish, and he’s under federal government orders to do so, a Democrat President ordered it. You wouldn’t convert to Lutheran-Judaism, the enemy sect, a new form of Hitler, so you can be an American soldier NCO.

No, you want to go deeper. Just take the Respiradone, and snitch him, to the FBI, under a Democrat Presidency. The Democrats will say something, “subtle”, to Britain, and they’ll out him as Adolf Hitler, for not supporting the priesthood, your father, and the Jewess, for your gay rights, as a man that gets spanked by a woman for money, since your father humiliated you for masturbating.

Remember, Hitler, it’s normal to masturbate, but not for an engineer.

An engineer has a toy train coming through his chest, under hypnosis, by a Jewess.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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