Male names have various traditions, a unique name resulting in a severe remedial criminal disorder, whereas a common name’s history can be reviewed based upon observation. Female names follow the same name as the father, with an absent father being a politician, plus the woman’s name having a consonance form equivalent to the male name paired; if no male name is paired, then it’s a spy’s name. Otherwise, they have a particular character from fiction, per every single man ever loved, that they keep as a female version of a male character.
Contained herein, are some unusual specimens of male names, the female names of course being needless to discuss.
Ivan: A superpower, with a false meaning of the name from mother, given preferential predatory nature in nickname of crime or act supplied by cops. Unless member of the family, younger, has a potential slur as a name, from a country that Russia has fought. Superpowered with a nickname of a family member (number one son) that is a controversial world leader that Russia has faced (variable Ivan meaning).
David: The only man on the planet that has never been a pederast, incapable of it to the point of severe rage and monstrous psychosis if in the presence of a pederast for a prolonged period (particularly in close spaces). About ten minutes ought to do it. David, refuses to have sex with a woman who masturbated to him when she didn’t have breasts, and all women attain first copulative ejaculate before they have breasts, otherwise they die of an unique genetic form disease.
Marcus: A benign name, until becoming ‘The Loser’, with ‘Marky’ applied, then the belief that everyone else is somehow losing, in different and varied manners, to be analyzed and broken by psychiatry of a form that only Marcus understands. Legendary in the difficulty of reversing the name back to ‘Marcus’, unless defeated at trial of attorney in own plaintiff’s position, against a female defense attorney (the Bat).
Ryan: A liar’s name, who will blame Brian, otherwise useless as a name, for being a cop, turning Brian into a rampaging avenger that seeks his own financial share on the model of something with an improperly pronounced name (always French). Ryan is a pointless name, not to be given to a child, unless you seek Brian’s demise at a planted scheme, within range of your child Ryan. That means Brian slighted you, due to Ryan.
Mike: This name does nothing, and is saintly, unless near an ‘Ike’, causing the loss of the Vietnam War due to a candy item. Anti-Semitism ensued.
Ian: This name always steals from substandard contractors, the name ‘Ivan’ but undercover, and applied to abstract concepts of organized social syndrome.
Charles: This name is beholden to claiming the identity of other names, a natural mimic of a low ethnicity (a French or Arab genome, Frankish, Spanish, Portugese, Sephardic, Moorish, Egyptian, Mesopotamian, Arabian, Danish, or others), in terms of attempting to place each role as if a unique pursuit of space (a low ethnicity), however applying the pederast’s variety (demanding that the family only follow certain controlled lines of study determined by the named pederast) when impossible to leverage (i.e., having escaped a strangulation trap demonstrated by the individual as a threat).
John: A state of constant criminal insanity (boolean factitious) disorder, capable of undoing any police thinker unless their name begins with a ‘D’, standard for a “J” name, however in particular they act against their own better interest, a lesbian, pairing any woman near them, into an androgynous (a psychopathic mood disorder), for a control position.
Jacob: This name is a retort of nickname, accusation, or slur, and if actually held, then a non-bodied name, i.e., the name of the individual is unclear, either going by a last name, a nickname, or a letter, and automatically murdering anyone that takes the name other than being named it, by live and standard hunt with any ammunition or hand to hand tool possible.
Joshua: A probative personality, they prod and poke people, and at a young age, will select a male to probe to see what the personality or role guessed is, for their own career. Famously, if they select a male or female they have victimized, they will go into intermittent disambiguation with others, and will likely die in an unpleasant but comically appropriate manner, for being gay. Joshua is never gay, if he has a job. Or isn’t eating his own shit on a toilet in a bathroom, probably in an abandoned mental facility, from stress of having this individual quarantined there, against all psychiatric law feasible.