Certain cultures of family child rearing, in the United States, are so superbly evil and rotten, they earn a written character of popular culture. Contained within, are the most vile and reprehensible methods of raising your family, and the results.
“Bubba”: A Jesuit family endowed to Native cultural values, they only accept a family member for a marriage arranged by a homosexual family member after fellating the homosexual family member in front of a toilet or “moccasin water”, a tree. To raise a child this way, you have to send the homosexual member, the “skell hunter” (a slur for a Catholic killer of minority ethnicities) to buy cigarettes or fetch them, around age 4-6.
“Banshee”: An Irish family in a municipal city burough or neighborhood, not a suburb, this family always marks prodigously high on educational merits and particularly divisions of term, with complex methods and manners of logic, however refuses public service in favor of a paying private sector job to raise a family with and repeat the cycle, inducing a psychotic break in the self if patronized, drafted, or selected for even informant services. To perform this trick, one must take the child out in a baby carriage, when another child, a year younger than them, is on training wheels of a bicycle.
“Beak Cunt”: This family creates and enforces criminal cultures, with women who have the fantasy of being a male Protestant minister and preacher in a Presbyterian religious method. Teaching children how to create criminal disorders in their friends to recruit gangsters and criminals, they do so in exchange for candy corn, then tracking the sales of candy corn at a friendly store through a homosexual pedophile that works as a cashier, dating them underage for the privilege. The children are then recruited for a criminal syndicate murder-for-hire (a private investigator’s firm). They have dog parasites, from kissing a dog.
“Shrimp’s Anthony”: A Jewish family that deliberately plagiarizes grammar in elementary school, causing Asperger’s Syndrome, however they are bilingual, using Gaelic as the proper grammar, so they can reduce others to lethargy and work disorders through phantom tells and jabs. Their father, as a test of passage and rite of parenthood, has to put a “clean” family, into a worker’s disorder (one without a syndrome of culture), otherwise they are “cast out”, and they are not allowed admissions to their choice of vocational school.
“Everybody’s Girlfriend”: A therapist counselor’s family that specializes in raising forced diagnoses of disability (any mental illness, a psychotic break from abuse, or Down’s Syndrome, a cipher expert, is highly capable, and all other diagnoses are the product of “everybody’s girlfriend”). They are a social pedophile, using past tells and trigger marks (a tell, the concept of an incident, and a trigger mark, the concept of something that doesn’t bother someone, made offensive by another social pedophile like them) to perform perfunctory labor at their job, while pursuing their real career, theft of children and sales to foreign governments for internal organs and experimental medicine. This method is performed through giving the child, or a near inductee, a therapy manual, either for children or for attempted marriage, and instructing them to apply it to everyone but themselves, another social pedophile.
“Count Dracula”: A homosexual Slav that is unaware they are gay, and when they are aware they are so, they get violent. They are raised as “Ivan the Terrible”, the term “Terrible”, “Grozny”, meaning “correct in a moronic way”, the Slavic wealthy form of homosexuality – a child that is unaware they are wrong because they are comparing it to both parents simultaneously, to broker a family compact or commitment, where they are not beaten violently as ritual, before dinner, with a special and expensive and rare treat, on request of beaten child prior to beating, a privilege.
“Kid Hitler”: An African migrant’s family specializing in emulation of foreign dictator or leadership foe faced and defeated by one’s own country, as street leadership to be emulated. Each of them has a police action type, a “bust”, made from being tormented for a period of 3 to 11 years, in juvenile commitment, as a kidnapped nephew, by a Caucasian bloodline, on behalf of an Asian wife of the white male. They have a particular culture of torture placed in them, known as a “type”, to cause the opposite of the weapons torture’s implication towards parent (phantom parent, abducted at birth or near birth, by an Asian woman’s demand), as an induction of suicide in the mentally ill, but only those that are racist to Asian-American women, by the determination of the Asian woman.