Mental Illness (True Facts)

Schizophrenia: Your testicles have shrunk from drug use or trauma, you jack off to women in your head. Also called lesbianism, if induced by abortion or miscarriage.

Bipolar: You tried to kill yourself, and the drugs or endorphins rush made you an inverted emotional affect.

Asperger’s Syndrome: You had grammar homework to complete in elementary school, and you plagiarized, you can now only understand one case of faulted logic.

Transgender Syndrome: You decided to be a vegetarian or vegan, and now you can’t control when your stool passes.

Sociopathic Disorders: Someone got you to use the toilet, like the opposite sex, and you are now a serial killer.

Homosexuality: You induced any of the orders above deliberately, you now molest children.

Pederasty: You were informed that homosexuality, was genetic depressive disorder, because you had a lawyer on charges. You are now “prison gay”, the status of wanting to go to prison, for free food, instead of registering for benefits, easy to get until the New Deal when Franklin Delano Roosevelt registered them as federal government payouts (he was in a wheelchair, and didn’t understand any of the conditions above).

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Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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