Different counselor statements:
Rehab counselor: “I think you have problems with drugs and alcohol.”
Translation: A man like you stole a woman from me, I had a psychopathic breakdown because he had more money for drugs.
RTS counselor: “I think you need to find your inner divine.”
Translation: I’m a rapist too, and I want to have sex with you as a rape victim, because I was smart enough to get a degree in rape (social ethics major, and a college dean’s review, from sucking and licking dick under a table for an RA, as a TA).
Police methods counselor: “FOLLOW THE CODE.”
Translation: You dodged a pedophile plant, so now I have to pretend I’m a British spy, even though you’re probably someone that knows basic civics, and can report necessary assistance to civilians and law firms, who hate the police methods counselor for beating them up in highschool.
Poetry Munitions 