Attleboro, Massachusetts, has its history in Spaniard settlers of the Catholic Main, an odd sort of resource. As a result, it is populated by fake Portugese, fake Hispanics, fake French, and fake Chinese. These are in fact, Arabs, Latinos, English pirates, and Cambodians. Attleboro, over its years, has been home to drilling production equipment industries, lumber and logging ‘jacks’ (jumpers for wires, to kill yourself with, trying to put up the tree knells), comic books production (Ace Comics, the Dick Tracy imprint’s distribution for the East Coast, all the way down to Florida and up into Sasketchewan and Manitoba, the cross-slice), the jewelry industry (home of the New York Jets Superbowl ring’s production facility), and psychiatric observance forces (lauded on the TV show, The Simpsons, submitted to Fox anonymously from West Boylseton, written by Karen Taylor, Michael Charlebois, Alice Charlebois, and Janine Marisco, as part of a scheme by Alice, yet again, to make Ian Williamson famous, such as her famous media stalk of Gene Wilder, to be Ian Williamson as a toddler, her method of getting into Michael Charlebois’s sexual wiles).
The standard of industry in Attleboro, is simple. They pay a politician, who hires lawyers to defend their indemnity from his or her own patronage, to support their industry in Congress, and if it fails, which it will, they rely on lawyers, the lawyers for the politician get paid, initiating a cross-Scandinavian drug route, called the Patrarcas. There are myths of Attleboro, like dead FBI agents, Church of Satan communists, Satanist forest riots, aliens and space beam men, Martian monsters, closet ghouls, but it’s actually an industrialist commune, like the type you’d see on any episode of Star Trek as the bad guys, in any given show or television real, particularly the comic books, which is where they get their ideas from (and it’s already happened there, to be in a Star Trek comic, out of the Fall River research Gypsy franchise, labeling Attleboro as ‘Romani’, child molester, in Gypsy Catholic or Gypsy Byzantine tongue).
This is not a failing strategy. Attleboro, is where serial killers go (retired spies, retired cops, retired soldiers, especially retired mobsters and politicians and athletes), to ‘have fun’, by harassing local townspeople, who are the same as them, or generations down (they move out of town to have a child, then come back if he ‘fails’, gets into the CIA, the most hated thing in town, because it’s the prime source of funding, due to lawsuits against the government, for ‘secret Congress projects’, foodstamps research into why the poor only eat snacks, instead of going to a restaurant). The litigation access in Attleboro, is fantastic, and anyone that wants to be a lawyer, shouldn’t move there, until after they get their law degree. Otherwise, you’ll run into a real lawyer, working a side job for pleasure.
And if you really want to join the CIA, try applying at a fine temporary agency, which is the Catholic backed (internationally, their industry), intelligence mercenary network, to see if you can’t try an ROTC stint at a local university in New England, any of the six states. They always let you in, once you have a good job review from your first Alpha ‘gig’. Of course, you should beware, there are giant spiders in the woods, nests of them. That’s the entire source of rumors in the County, to cover up the fact that it’s an unhabitable swamp, drecked and drilled out by Puritans, after the Wampanoags responded to a beheading of a youth to convert him to Christianity, as some sort of sarcastic Pinky and the Brain joke by a Puritan leader named “William Devlin”, the Attleboro town founder.
If Gotham City is Attleboro, Metropolis has to be Hopkinton. They’re two sister townships of Massachusetts, linked by an old bay, the highway system, one leading to Providence, Britain, and the other leading to Boston, Ireland.