James Bond 007 (The British Empire)

Now let’s look at the English Empire.

What did you stop, Britain.

We’ll work backwards.

Adolf Hitler, an advertising man you pissed off into becoming Chancellor of Germany.

Napoleon Bonaparte, an illiterate that wanted an army of hookers, because of English sayings regarding sex.

Joan of Arc, someone who was given a psychotic break between the Anglicans and Catholics, and was burned by both, after fighting for the French instead of England or Italy.

The Spanish Armada, accusing Elizabeth I of being a witch, for causing riots with art performances in London and abroad.

The Hanseatic League, destroyed for not using national ground borders, practicing trade.

The Muslims, ordered dead on the Pope’s orders, for being atheist, and having a military system, instead of a shared religion of histories.

The Vikings, tricked and trapped into recovering captive Scandinavian men and women, being fed to house cats in pits.

The Irish, kidnapping your women, because you burned our crops, you rotten English bastards.

The Bretons, Picts, and Jutes, the native inhabitants of Britain and Ireland and Scotland, conquered by the Anglo-Saxons, low-blooded German tribesmen, the English, because they had lost every ground war since leaving Russia.

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Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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