Dale Gribble: Bounty hunters, were classes of “law informant” (not law enforcement, or police informant), that would retaliate against someone the police didn’t alike. They would give you a cigarette, then set up an arrest, because “smoking kills”. Sorry, Safin, you were racist on the news.
Bill Dautrive: Paparazzi, were classes of “power men” (not power grid workers, or media men), that would gather information on people using their power recreationally, without having children or wives or husbands that would make a “national purchase”, the brand selected for advertisement on your demise. Sorry, Le Chiffre, Rolling Rock is just too expensive.
Kahn Sousenouspan: Lesbian advocates, were police break-in experts, that stole your sperm, for the “community industrial”, from men considered “too smart”, so you’d have to work from home and commute to highschool, for being talented enough to attend college and plan a family, something that prison convicts are not capable of. Sorry, Ernst Blofeld, you were caught on camera.
Boomhauer: Internet spies, wanted to teach your kid how to work in entertainment, for free money for the international communities arts resources. The type of guy that doesn’t care what finance of intelligence internationale is, as long as he gets to work in it, the eternal “voodoo detective”. Sorry, Mr. White, you were never a man of colour, even if you’re pink.
Hank Hill: Mental health services, wants every kid in a treatment program, so they can place you, that way a Presidency, is up to a gated community, to play you “against each other”, just because Thatherton and Buck Strickland can’t be friends, or else they have children that could rival a psychiatrist, so poor Bobby Hill has to suffer and his parents divorce. Raoul Silva, did you know that secrecy, is not appearing in court?
Hank Hill, your day is coming. The other four, are up in smoke.
Marlboro Reds: Because the last enemy, is the Grave.