Famous Poisons (Cobblepot’s Notebook)

Drugs Listing:

Thrill (Nip-Sen-Tang, Suicide Over Mountains): Psilocybin, one eighth of an ounce, with caps, combined with a single Adderral, eaten, after trip begins.

Phobium (Phobium Lars, Helmut Lars’ Death Camp Experiment): Psilocybin, one eight of an ounce, with caps, combined with a single Adderal, a dot snorted of Percosetts ground with mortar and pestle, and a single hit, of marijuana, from glass pipe.

Green Jelly (Epheuzeum-Boils Disorder, Death of Alexander): Alka Seltzer in a mixture of canary, without soap, in a bathing stroll with human fundaments (tub), mixed with a gelatinous colored substance, inducing paralysis of bowel and stomach colon.

Yellow Turkey (Knife’s Glutinous, Shakespeare’s Penguin): Tobacco resin from cigar ground off stub into knife’s welt (a pocket satchel), mixed with congealed mustard, and removed with fruit knife, placed in petri dish to ‘stew’ (hard water, that which is removed from status with dilate chew, a ribosome hardener, found in pet’s mice, from ‘woody pipes’ – soft flow water through thermos for gerbils, solely thus), and layered along knife, for heart attack if touched.

Ninjitsu Poison (Ninja infection of wound, appearing as if infection): Dog’s feces strewn across knife, to cut thumb, to make believe as if gone to Hell, actually major carnivassus infection of heart and glands.

Ebola Virus (The Famous One): Miniature garlic cloves, non-ground, placed in meatloaf in hidden compartment of location however open to air, to cause infection if discovered.

Kevlar Reduction Round (Teflon substitute of round variety, bullet): Rhubarb pie, soaked for one week in rhubarb’s broth, with bullet drawn across firing pin’s contact, the base of the bullet, not the fore, a fouled gun, allowing bullet contact to bend upon strike with atomic physics dilating.

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