Organized Crime (The Felch Monger)

Do you wish to slay Smaug, the threat to the congregant building’s stone steps?

You’re talking to the man who invented, Electric Six.

Skateboarding is a crime, sir.  Sauerkraut says so.  And he doesn’t like it.

You’ll need to identify a culture’s slogan.  It should have a ‘not’ in it.

That’s how you know there’s a Church controversy.

And then you need to find the culture protecting the rival, against your Church.

And then you launch a campaign, removing the enemy slogan’s ‘not’ phrase, and leaving it somewhere.

Campaign Record, U’Niall of the Nine Hostages, fighting the Viking enslavement of the Irish:

Foe: Vikings, enslaving Irish to Iceland and England and Scandinavia.

Campaign Name: A Fancy Date.

Slogan: Selling Children, Under the Table.

Result: Organized Crime.  “Felch Monger”.

Combined Stratum: A threat to the Church steps. (A conspiracy?) A food item you won’t eat, that your beloved enjoys. (A traitor?) The slogan in question, related to the threat. (Enemy Mine?) The name of the campaign, after the food item. (Dracula?) The slogan placed secretly near the Queen denied’s chamber. (Unlawful carnal knowledge?) The legend in the hand of the champion turned. (Absolution?) The death of all things. (The Antichrist).

Epitaph: A man who warns of the future, is always the one denied the fruits of his labor.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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