Three Cheats (For God and Cunny)

How to become a cop:

Figure out what political party someone is, by their stated gender through rumor, and then, if they question what your beliefs are, state the political stereotype that they are, but add onto it, a philosophy used by comic book writers, as a named text of authorship, not an textbook, so they think you’re a narcissistic cop husband (or if it’s a man, super best friend, or if you’re a woman, your new pimp submissive sugar daddy cop baby pumpkin butt, for that butter hot ass of yours to squealch shit into).

How to become a doctor:

Buy a simple book, teaching psychology, and never use it on anyone, but yourself, or anyone that also read that particular set of books. Use a textbook, not a named authorship text, and apply therapy to yourself, whenever you interact with an individual that thinks you’re incorrect, therefore making yourself sane at all times.

How to become a spy:

Take a body of law given upon requested code of rights of self and body in your region, and then figure out what the terrorists are ignoring. The terrorists, are actually your friendly spies. Then rewrite the portion you read, into your own version, and remove the portion they ignored, and reread the whole document, and study it, with your own version of rights. You are now the head of the CIA.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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