New York Criminal Intelligence: Criminal intelligence, is the term, for a grouping of semi-solvent financial situations of human existence, held inside a network devoted to the continual cyclic renewel of the same situation through submersion and extropy. The system is designed to collapse, and then reemerge, every time a proper project of merit or worth is approached. This way, the finances involved, remain secret, however the product is viewed in public. New York’s particular form, is the extreme compartmented form of sector, wherein each individual has a unique civil rights identity, fitting one per person, based on their ethnicity, origin of nation, home region, and own dwelling. However, each of them, has the same behavioral identity, that of the mercantile Italian-American, devoted to the cultural pride movement of Italy and the American version of the Italian immigrant experience. Each character of note on Seinfeld that has a recurring guest role, represents a role of criminal intelligence, in New York.
Jerry Seinfeld: A notarized professional out of visa false license from Spain.
George Costanza: A spy mercenary out of Catholic unemployment temporary hire offices.
Kramer: An undercover cop with the Iranian Shi’ite unions, Comintern Internationale police.
Elaine Benice: A writer and corporate marketing agent with military family.
J. Peterman: A drug dealer with a corporate front as a purchasing catalog for sweatshops, allowing him to perform international assassinations.
Baba Bat: A terrorist of Arabic or Israeli descent, in potential form of claim, working for a NATO European country, or perhaps Asian bloc, hunting his own ethnic origin in nationalty.
Lloyd Braun: A college post-graduate member of MENSA, the Church of Latterday Saints, and works as a lawyer.
Crazy Joe Divola: A counter-intelligence state police agent, and play actor for small stage and television.
Newman: A postal worker, a German mobster from WW2’s Abwehr service by tradition, and a member of The Camorra.
Kenny Banya: A stage comedian, a real one, and a contract killer emboldened to Rabbinical deli study, as a result.
George Steinbrenner: He works banking and mining out of China, for rare metals used in modern conveyance, and has stake ownership in several types of German patented production and sales trademark of canned soup and meats or fish.
Mort Seinfeld: A retired mobster, he worked the garment district, a place where bank robberies and fencing of pawned goods occurs, making him a Freemason MI-6.
Frank Costanza: A Korean war veteran, and a member of the Veteran of Foreign Wars association, getting his son preferential treatment on any contract possible for his job.
Elaine’s Father: Mister Benice, is a collegiate academy professor for military warfare, meaning he was a state police captain or above.
Chuck Wately: A Jew running an altruism of vanity business, meaning he’s a CIA agent that was detained as a child by the state police for a murder, and now functions as a contract killer for government secrecy when not operating his business front to align with modern morals of American society, to ‘give back to the community.
The Penske File: The entire show, meant to be sandbasted into an empty file to indict Rockefeller Center, a talent corporation with a Jewish CEO and a staff of small town Freemasons working on political candidate position.