Conscription Primer

Job Placement: Contrary to popular belief, the draft is not a mandatory life sentence, nor is it a direct plea for obedience. Your draft officer, expects you, to immediately break draft rule; this way, he learns how to place you, in his unit. Otherwise, he molests his own children, and the conscripted soldier, gets his own kids molested. There are three classes of drafted individual, depending on the type of draft dodge happening.

Three Drafts:

Cop: The cop, turned out to be gay. That means, he’s getting married to a woman, or if it’s a woman, to a man, after they ‘figure themselves out’, with their first arrest, to determine, what kind of lady (or guy), they’re into. If your draft officer failed, he is now a gay cop, an undercover patrols officer (he gets DSS called on him and then there’s a divorce).

Soldier: The soldier, turned out to be a confidence artist. That means, he already knows his job, he just wants hiring references and job placement out of an accredited institution. He is now a potential deployment, as soon as you figure out what he wants to do with his degree. If your draft officer failed, he is now a drill sergeant, his dream job anyways, he gets to live on base with a spouse (and claim his kids are adopted).

Espionage: The spy, turns out to be your world leader at the time of recruit. That means, he’s completely enmeshed in politics, and could’ve been a natural politician in your country, within college graduation. He now strips off his face, and immediately defects so brilliantly, that he’s now impossible to draft, and only works per diem for pay, otherwise he completely sabotages anything you expect for free, anywhere, anytime, and he always knows, because someone invokes ‘God’, the universal spy term for a failed draft officer of a past spy. The failed draft officer a past spy, is a serial killer, and can’t be allowed near anyone.

Subclasses:

Informant: The draft officer, thinks it’s legal, to draft a spy as a cop, or pull a criminal off the streets and send them into a dangerous situation. This means the draft officer, is corrupt, they want to interfere with someone’s family, and probably abuse animals as beasts of burden, not in any legal tenable sense if they’re doing this. The informant, unless prior a cop (the cop joins a state patrol unit and tracks the draft officer), a soldier (the soldier goes psychopathic and returns with a biker undercover unit from their home country), or the spy (the spy goes ballistic and gets marked as a failed officer), becomes a religious tool in the civil rights community, as a political agent.

Scientist: The draft officer, thinks it’s legal, to control a college campus, or to turn a man into a broken ethical mess, creating a scientific specialist. This means, the draft officer, is homosexual from prior failure, and seeks to have friends through force, as his spouse after being abused by her by his own hand, a ‘tease’, and then impressing it upon his science staff. The scientist, unless prior a cop (a shutdown of university resources), a soldier (a removal of a professor or dean or even a chancellor or president), or a spy (a removal of the undercover program from a campus and a cut of the program that the individual was drafted into for military service), becomes a spokesman figure, to cover up grave national threats.

Mercenary: The draft officer, thinks it’s legal, to turn a man or woman into a sexual object, called a ‘flag officer’, a term of staff officer for a base management technician reduced into homosexuality as a religious order. This means, the draft officer is incompetent from being stripped of field arms due to a media piece enjoyed by vegetarians or vegans (a ‘feel-good’, referring to a homosexual vegetarian’s pleasure on the toilet), and hates anyone on the planet showing weakness or asserting their own civil liberties to be a generally annoying moronic piece of shit. The mercenary, unless prior a cop (the base is placed under clandestine prison corrections function), a soldier (the base suffers a shooting), or a spy (the drafting officer is sent to a federal facility or otherwise there is a vote of ‘no-confidence’ in the political party failing to incarcerate, leading to a grave government change of resources), becomes a war criminal, used to deal with atrocities that pleasure a foreign leader.

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