The Psychiatric Function of Satanism: Satanism, is a system, to save people, like Robin Williams, from a psychotic compulsive masturbation neural dystrophy, that slowly blows out his mind from pleasure and odd sentiments. It’s disgusting, to everyone involved, and hopefully eventually you, so you have to pay good money for this job. But the question is, how do you die, of masturbating, as a man?
Case Study Robin Williams: Robin Williams, made an episode, of Mork and Mindy, where he went to his home planet, to meet the evil queen. It was a sexy party, where he was on bottom, being tortured, by sex he didn’t want, because he’d die if he’d have it. He didn’t know, but this wasn’t Satanism, contrary to what he believed. This was putting the Devil in him, and every after movie afterwards, which you need Satan, to get out.
Lewy-Bends Dementia: What if I could tell you, that Hell, was Heaven? What’s Hell and Heaven, you may ask? Hell, is doing something that’s a lot of work, for a lot of money, as the boss. That’s a punishment, and it doesn’t involve sex. That’s being an unmarried man. Heaven, meanwhile, is doing something, that doesn’t involve much work, and you get it very rarely, as a reward, less and less, not because it’s getting better or rarer, but because you don’t want it, it got boring, so you give it to other people. Imagine now, getting sex, on bottom, as punishment. That isn’t even your wife. Now, normally, this is somewhat harmful, and it’s meant for the poor, as a Satanist would say, one of their few delights. But what if you saw, a Robin Williams movie, and grasped his dark mind, because you once masturbated, to the Devil? Your own wife, in a Robin Williams movie, punishing you, for masturbating? You need the Church of Satan.
Church of Satan Practice: How does the Church of Satan, fix Lewy-Bends Dementia? They get a bunch of real expensive hookers, because this is disgusting, they take you to a big silly Mass as a funeral, with all sorts of doctors and military soldiers and spies and veterans and cops there, trying to keep a straight face, because this is their holiday weekend, they’re all stoned as a motherfucker, and then, you get to have sex with all those hookers, but as a top, with the Majestra of Satan there, a really successful person in entertainment, watching, but he doesn’t like it (but remember, you paid him good money). Then, you figure out what Hell, and Heaven are. It’s a lot of work, being on top. Now you’re in the Freemasons, and you have to fund the Church of Satan, or else they send INTERPOL by, with the Saudi Executrix, to put you in Mork’s home planet, because you weren’t paying the Church of Satan, for saving you.