The names, of the Irish, that don’t drink alcohol, before their 15th birthday.
Hence the term Ides, meaning, you didn’t drink your beer or wine or grappa or sloe or mead or liquor, before you turned 15.
The Ides, is the 15th.
You need the taste, on your tongue, or else you make another kid, another Celtic descent of Noah’s family from the Black Sea during the Great Thaw, jump, for the rest of his life, as a precognitive psychopath, a ‘royal douchebag’.
If the royal douchebag, converts to Buddhism, before they hit puberty, they kill one of these guys, of an aneurysm. If they’re fasted, after Buddhism, they turn one of these guys, gay.
O’Neills call them, the Belfaster.
Yorks call them, the Leprechaun.
Tudors call them, Gay in Denial.
Rotheschildes call them, St. Peter’s Penis.
Lennoxes call them, For Us By Us, since before FUBU, they sold the brand to FUBU, to get black kids raped by English cops with assault rifles.
Gonzaguas (Longshanks), calls them, Non-Homophobic.
Canaanites (Endor), calls them, Hitler, until they rewrite history, with their whole family as Hitler.
Uighurs, call them The Habeebi.
Chinese Wu-Tan (The Sun Dynasty), calls them, Three Brothers.
Mongols (Gobi), calls them, The Twin Rivers.
Komon (Japanese Imperial Emperor), calls them, Sun Batters Over Mountain Dew.
Medici, calls them, Buckshot.
Borgia, calls them, Iced Tea.
Hohenzollerns, call them, Large Marge.
Grecian Nobles, call them, Egyptian.
Romulans, call them, Moroccans.
Romanovs, call them, Respuridal the Mad.
Bourbons, call them, Viking Hendsome.
Clannaboy, calls them, Stake Knife.
Sicilians, call them, Booger.
Dulchez, call them, Doozy.
Belreves, call them, Pratt Fundle.
Charleboy, call them, Amish.
Hapsburgs, call them, Spic-o Warzone.
Merovingians, call them, Wampirs.
Babylonians, call them, Pasta Gravy.
Persian Immortals, call them, Card Sets.
Egyptian God-Kings, call them, Pharaohs.
Noahim, call them, Ibrahim.
Windsors call them, Pumpkin Thatch.
Highgates call them, Nazis.
Saoirses call them, Dinkles.
Bangalla call them, Spooks.