Duane Chapmann goes down for fraud.
Harvey Weinstein goes down for rape.
Barack Obama goes down for corruption.
Mitt Romney goes down for evil.
Michael Richards goes down for lame.
David Letterman goes down for smiling.
Jerry Seinfeld goes down for humming.
George Soros goes down for snuff.
Bonsarno goes down for larceny.
MI-6 goes down for femdom.
ICP goes down for pedophilia.
UMass-PD goes down for anti-Semitism.
Army Exxon goes down for regicide.
Marvel goes down for RICO.
Ted Turner goes down for espionage.
Christopher Nolan goes down for James Holmes.
George Lucas goes down for Sandy Hook.
Heath Ledger goes down for treason.
Carlin Sarkesian goes down for Gortex.
Matt Lennox goes down for being Ethiopian.
Ted Blanchard goes down on Matt Lennox’s orders.
Will Morgan goes down for poker.
Jon Lewis goes down for Israeli medical espionage.
Dan Monahan goes down for corrections fraud.
Brian Monaghan goes down for false MI-6 enlistment.
Ivan Tomasic goes down for room mate swap.
Silver Laventi goes down for Facebook.
Mister Show goes down for bashing the retarded.
Zach Savell goes down for free ride.
Greg Long goes down for being Chinese, but he’s Korean.
Whitey Bulger forgets to narc to the FBI.
Rob Scarpato beats Whitey Bulger to death.
Dawood Ibrahim shoots rockets at Tel Aviv for jet fuel sales.
John Kerry goes down for fireworks.
Federal charges levied against Donald Trump for ordering a riot in his own capital with the DEA to get a plaintiff’s case with himself as a defendant or else the whole trial never happened.
Safe Spaces (drug dealers housing on campus), Triggers Therapy (Luftwaffe anti-British air codes), and Cypher (the default character for Trinity to suspect Neo of being).
GTA 3 camera engine off Quake MegaTF, the Candy Crush military draft off GTA: Vice City ice cream truck mode, the ISIL uprising in North Africa by freezing campus drug money used by frats and sororities to support Italian and Saudi Mafia textbook writing standards out of Beacon Hill Boston (our state legislature), and I’ve shut down the Rizutto Family’s pot dealer operations to spread Penguin Books influence for the myth of the Bible, resulting in an international opiates epidemic.
Deaths ordered, Allison Haimes, Jessica Long, Cassie Leigh Stock, Christine Warren, and Kara Williamson.
Psychotic breaks induced, Robert Walfinackis, William Morgan, Ryan Gregson, Brian Monaghan, Nicholas Maynard, Richard Coughlin, Jenna Williamson, Joshua Golden, and Drew McAllister.
Crippled by pummeling, Matthew Lennox, Marcus Lewis, Ivan Tomasic.
Sporting competitions rigged, Patriots Superbowl championships, Israeli medical investment in Massachusetts robs Minnesota Vikings of Bill Bellicheck, Jets Saints bet, Turley helmet facemask and flipoff into stands while doped on Russian Mafia chemicals.
Poetry Munitions 