Maybe world intelligence organizations affiliated with the free world, have charitable sides.
America: The Peace Corps. If you have a parent, whose situation matches something famous in their country of origin, you are placed inside it. This way, the CIA’s feces, can match their testicles, in the college bathroom, to identify other CIA, for security purposes.
Britain: Holocaust Education. In the case of a down market, projected by art school majors at college campuses abstaining from marijuana use to pursue careers in the arts instead of whoring and prostitution, Holocaust teachers are trained. This is to teach children what ‘cool’ is, what Nazis don’t like, sometimes put on television if a war is expected because of something Britain did.
France: 3D Realms. Video game series Duke Nukem has been developed over hazing a soldier, accountant, or office holding congressman’s son, that wants to serve his country. Apogee Games, id Software, Gearbox Software, Pandemic Studios, and many other gaming companies function on the Duke Nukem model, all of them an extension of French government, where a France factory worker who doesn’t know his son is gay for having a flat chested little sister, volunteers his child to Statedom. Service Under All.
Israel: Autism Speaks. If a child is beaten blind by the parents so they can’t think, they are given medicine so they can’t think, and placed under the hard tutelage of their parents. They then work, alongside their parents, for local political support, as underlings (‘midgets’ in the term of jest among their friends, the IDF), for Jewish campus causes.
Saudi Arabia: INTERPOL. Owned by the company that makes diamond head scarfs and dresses for dominatrix pet slaves in Arabia from overseas, where cowgirl sex is considered racy (especially with a shock collar attached to the woman, developed in dog fighting). INTERPOL hunts people with service medals in their family, except Saud, because Muhammad was a man of peace. Winners get to join the Arab intelligence corps, the Police Officer’s Sanction of the World, better known as the Policeman’s Ball.
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