So what is, America? As an Irish archaelogist, attempting to get large gems out of deep chasms hidden at my very breadth of line reeling up a scaffold of the pillars of society, I investigated.
And here, is everything I’ve learned about America.
Furry: Someone who pledged fraternity, sorority, or campus fellowship, while attending university. An indie, didn’t pledge, they can’t be a lawyer, politician, or professor.
Marine: You talk like a fag.
Army: Furry, you went to college.
Felix the Cat: American BDSM, thinks he’s submissive because women like him. They like him less.
Spic: A banker. They got into a Master’s program at college.
Jews: The FBI. If they’re after you, you’re an anti-Semite.
Queer: The NSA. If they’re after you, you’re gay.
Recess Terms, 5th grade and Prior: Developmental Psychology Lesson.
Nerd: An idiot.
Jock: They think too much.
Geek: They don’t know where you are.
Dork: They got beat up by your feelings.
Spaz: A genius that got the wrong job.
Life Sentence as Police Observation: Society has Failed You, Sir. We are very sorry.
Men’s Prison: I killed my son, I’m a stay at home dad.
Women’s Prison: I raped a woman, and I don’t regret it.
Asylum: Once I was mistaken as gay.
Capital Punishment: Why didn’t you just become a cop? We love you, son, all of us. We’re cops too.