For Glorious Make Benefit of Ireland (Dr. Trollop’s Adventures)

So what is, America? As an Irish archaelogist, attempting to get large gems out of deep chasms hidden at my very breadth of line reeling up a scaffold of the pillars of society, I investigated.

And here, is everything I’ve learned about America.

Furry: Someone who pledged fraternity, sorority, or campus fellowship, while attending university. An indie, didn’t pledge, they can’t be a lawyer, politician, or professor.

Marine: You talk like a fag.

Army: Furry, you went to college.

CIA: BDSM.

MI-6: Femdom.

Felix the Cat: American BDSM, thinks he’s submissive because women like him. They like him less.

Spic: A banker. They got into a Master’s program at college.

Jews: The FBI. If they’re after you, you’re an anti-Semite.

Queer: The NSA. If they’re after you, you’re gay.

Recess Terms, 5th grade and Prior: Developmental Psychology Lesson.

Nerd: An idiot.

Jock: They think too much.

Geek: They don’t know where you are.

Dork: They got beat up by your feelings.

Spaz: A genius that got the wrong job.

Life Sentence as Police Observation: Society has Failed You, Sir. We are very sorry.

Men’s Prison: I killed my son, I’m a stay at home dad.

Women’s Prison: I raped a woman, and I don’t regret it.

Asylum: Once I was mistaken as gay.

Capital Punishment: Why didn’t you just become a cop? We love you, son, all of us. We’re cops too.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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