The Greatest Game Ever Played (Dune and Golf)

Frank Herbert was aware, that there are many con artists, thieves, and hustlers in society. He was an author, whose parents wanted him to be a priest (a retired police officer that went down for brutality and needed a Church defense attorney), but he converted to Buddhism instead (he studied prizefighting, any form, anywhere).

Adolf Hitler’s case, touched past him, and he found it interesting, and amusing, for chaos (he was a prizefighter).

Adolf Hitler, during World War One, had heard of Charles de Gaulle, who was experimenting with tank tactics. Adolf Hitler, didn’t understand tanks, but since they were new, and Adolf Hitler was a homosexual fecalphaliac expungement disorder (he wanted to break rivulating farts on women’s faces, after his inappropriate relationships with women in his family, particularly his cousin, but this works for anyone with a younger sister that steals a toy that’s been bathroom marked by chewing), he fell madly in love with Charles de Gaulle.

Then we see all that happened since, even spies and Bund members in France spying on De Gaulle, just to master tanks better than Charles de Gaulle ever could, to seduce the man, with a grand death of the Jews, suspecting Charles de Gaulle to be Jewish, with the help of his party movement.

Now, here’s where Frank Herbert comes in. Frank Herbert, had a four element character, called Paul Atreides, who gets the whole world of toys and things, and his own evil social movement, by the end of the novel, and throughout the set, all with more toys and purposes for Adolf Hitler, who seeks to steal Paul Atreides. Paul Atreides’ four elements, of course, are the four Harkonnens, always a royal, since Feyd-Rautha cannot be seen by Paul Atreides in the phony ‘Kwisatz Haderach’ sight, actually a royal Roman senator’s insight into the future, hence why they sometimes read Dune.

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen: Molested by a priest, transphobe. Feyd-Rautha now jumps hyperactively. Now Hitler wants to be a woman, to be Paul Atreides. Charles de Gaulle, was a notorious misogynist.

Piter de Vries: Stalked by a female Nazi posing as Jewish. Piter de Vries masturbates to a fantasy of a woman he slowly tortures to death, talking to her in his mind. Now Hitler wants to seduce a Jew, to be Paul Atreides.

Beast Rabban: Abused by a grandparent for being Jewish, so he slays the grandparent’s chosen cousin. Beast Rabban rolls a shoulder or both of them, having slain his own evil family. Now Hitler wants to take in a gay member of the family, to be Paul Atreides.

Baron Harkonnen: Castrated into an asexual for offending a dominatrix dating a doctor. Baron Harkonnen is overweight and clever, and spends his entire day at projects, with a fastidious alcohol rate that is superhuman from the castration. Now Hitler spreads a rumor that his foe is gay, to be Paul Atreides.

Paul Atreides: Starts a social movement, targeting himself, not understanding that completely destroying a Roman Senator (454 million Roman senators worldwide, a common gene) is obscure, and that he’s set himself up for the worst rape in the world, just to write his own version of Dune, and be Frank Herbert, a prizefighter that refused religion (Adolf Hitler’s fondest friend, faith, his desire to fart on his wife – Teutonic by rumor after Hitler’s days, actually a desire to eat a live human woman).

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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