Sascha Baren Cohen (The New Art – Not from France)

Sascha Baren Cohen once played a Super Nintendo game, called Zoop. He could not stop jumping and rhythmic patterning, for the rest of his life. He was approached by an obese French woman, seeking his hand in marriage, and refused her, by violently beating her, with an elbow to her collarbone and neck, screaming at how she knew he wasn’t gay.

Then, bloodied and bruised, she admitted it was the game Zoop, designed for French overweight women to marry jumping men, so their fathers wouldn’t know they were spies together. After he broke her jaw by grinding her teeth against pavement, he set out for a career, in the arts, in the Mossad, spending his money with hookers and tourtierre, a pork and beef pie, his new pledge to anti-Semitism.

Ali G: A history lesson, from a Muslim.

Borat: A French foreign legion Caucasian.

Bruno: A German cop from overseas posing as Irish corrections.

The Great Dictator: A Papal state being invaded by a European country.

The Brothers Grimsby: Being tricked into working off a rich ex-convict’s espionage contract.

Notice that each one of these, confuses the French, into outing themselves as the character lettered, for performing the former role.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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