Mathematical Variables of Crime (The Crime Bible)

Of chief import, in the criminal community, is not breaking the law, but living within these simple laws of man, that police also follow in trust, hence they are capable of making a decent, honest living, so you can live at peace with our friendly neighbors in blue.

So just turn on some Muzak, from a nice radio station, and contemplate your place in this word, little jaybird. Jaywalking is only a crime if you don’t watch where you’re going, the road isn’t the concern of the police. It’s you, the taxpayer, not the guy that’s paying for the road. And if you don’t play taxes? You’re using something or someone the government has paid for, so you’re a supreme customer. Al dente, el a fuen?

Wage Equation: W = P / T. Your wage, as enactor, should earn your price of sale, divided by the time it took you to make the wage.

Contract Equation: (A x X) + (B + X ^ 2) = C. Your overhead, A, should multiply by price of good offered at sales, X, your time imbued in your contract, B, should multiply by price of good offered in labor, X squared, to produce your gross dividend, the pay benefitted in terms of overall sum of payment.

Network Equation: Sigma Alpha 1: W = P/T , Sigma Alpha 2: (A x X) + (B + X ^ 2), Sigma Alpha 3: W = P/T, Sigma Alpha 4: Q = W, Sigma Solution: Sigma Beta 1: Q / 45 + Q / 45 < Square Root of 2, Sigma Beta 2: Square Root of 2 = C, Sigma Kappa 1: C + C (… + C), Sigma Kappa 2: C x (1 … x C), Sigma Epsilon: N = Sigma Kappa 1, G = Sigma Kappa 2, Solve: Q is gross income, C is client, N is addition of deal to client, G is addition of client to network. This is the non-tangible calculation, of how many clients to take on via lode of system, net profit minus gross income, calculable by finance to equal final solution: Solve Zed: N + G = L, L being lawful career’s pay. This way, your psychiatric finance, is W – L = C, C being your gross income, to perform a scale, your spending money for the week as an illicit monger of wears.

This is known as the lode broker’s calculation, the healthy way to involve yourself in crime, not as a past time or career, but a reality of attending a brief life after you leave the parent’s nest, but before you achieve employment.

Not to be attempted by a hooker, a nazi, a pimp, or a pusher.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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