Deep South: The censor is acclaimed as a public hero, then placed on the news on local broadcasting.
Florida: The censor is elected as a cop politician, to bust marijuana users, the most common social censor in the United States.
Mid-Atlantic: The censor, is conduced by university staging, into being a rapist.
Midwest: The anti-censor is taught to be a censor, then dumped out of the state into their worst nightmare.
New England: Censors are opposed with anti-Semitism, in swing kid form.
Rocky Mountain States: The censor is taught to be gay, and to side with anyone claiming to be Adolf Hitler.
Pacific Northwest: The censor is tricked into opposing pedophile hunters, in a pedophiliac manner.
Southwest: The censor is placed in a cop town, and hunted by fake disabled.
Texas: The censor is sent around the country, giving out mail illegible apology letters on behalf of his spouse.
Washington DC: The censor is given their own column, syndicated to oppose their position in other regions.