Yakuza Online Signals Intelligence (How to Use Trash Comics to Signal Police)

The Yakuza, is the term, for Japanese prefecture undercovers in automotive insurance, manufacturing, and paraphenalia. They fight car thieves, reckless drivers, and the common insurance agent, a drunken malefactor practicing his trade as an auditor to defraud others. Here, is how you practice the signals art, invented by myself, to foil the common culpable – an asshole, a man more worked into statistics than life.

Online Posting: Take one page from a comic book, and select the hero’s function, with the villain’s scenario. Announce the hero in a villainous way, linking the post forum issue to the scenario. You’ve just placed a pithy support of a neutral actor reading the page. You are now a journalist.

Modified Numbers: Upon suspicion of a tail, mark as a famous criminal. This will adopt your juvenile intelligence pattern as a Mafiaso. When in range of potential assailants, look for whom is in the serial killer’s profile. Initiate the intel pattern as Mafiaso, a fight flight (“gag”) to disengage. They won’t remember you, and they’ll self-hunt as a cop on their own trail. You are now a police broker.

Random Abstract: In a gaming hall, casino, house of fraud, betting parlor, or yidditz, one can approach through three methods together. The game sequence should be predictable, slightly weighted towards a larger bet. The etiquette of the rules themselves should be polite, with any reprimand regarding gambling numbers, to be yielded. The social patter should be competitive and friendly, but lacking tact. That way any cheat in the parlor will turn queer, and their fraudulent crimes (cheating physics) will be impossible. You are now a lawyer.

Seven Points: In a row of seven, with the sixth as applied rigidly from father’s gene as a ruleset. Five “below” follow a theme of form, whose type is held issue with the sixth form, therefore the lower five are cheating individually along thee method of point six. The seventh form, self-induces six, flashes all five simultaneously, once a “bend” is introduced, the outing of a personal secret hitting all six for the foe’s base station. This functions on guitar logic, the whammy bar. You are now a musician.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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