How to Write a Children’s Book (Dr. Seuss is a War Hero)

Considerations to follow when writing any book for a child, and how to set in place basic formulas of literature, to be followed by successful adults throughout their entire lives, to interact with the concept of the written linguistic, passed down since Babylon, with the judge, giving you, the lawbreaker, a punishment. This is the art of law, and how to make amends.

There are only two characters in any written form, from a plumbing manual or an automative repair blueprint, to an epic classic of poetry or perhaps a novel by Frank Herbert, also in film and television and on stage, from Star Trek to Shakespeare, and of course our favorite, comic books produced by well meaning Freudians who don’t know what they admit to when they pen themselves as Spider-Man.

The hero, someone forcing their aid on you (a pederast, humiliated as a fag by literature, whether they’re a toilet deciding you’ve pooped too much, or Jesus Christ as a fisherman and shepherd), and the villain, you, the reader, attempting to solve the problem and placed under a tribulation by the hero’s insistence that you need his help.

That’s right, Jesus is a toilet, barfing up my shit, deciding that I’ve had too much to eat, and need to work for charity.Now you understand the basics of any form of writing, from a pamphlet by Thomas Paine, to The Book of the Tower by Firdusi.

Other facts: Anime is reproductions of art made by Japanese Down’s Syndrome sufferers, and the dubs are performed by Japanese pedophiles mimicking white children kidnapped by Japanese corporations like Sony.Music is reproduced from an experience refusing law enforcement compliance, in honor of the officers that allowed it, throughout every period of history. Otherwise, the music is worthless, nothing new can be created.

Video games are descended from chess, a test to see if an individual is profiting off their own caretaker status inevitable in adulthood, with the individual declaring a physical duel if they are matched easily by the other player.

Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous are completely fictional in function, you fall off the wagon anyways, but this way, you’re in the Twelve Steps movement, modeled on Hitler Youth declaration of shame before serving country.

Medical pandemics and quarantines are an excuse for draft services outside of legal jurisprudence, since military officers and enlisted are the same thing, except the officers are taken in draft service prior to enlistment at a station for draft card, and officers abuse soldiers in the field into low functioning shame, necessary for service sector employees post-service.The Republican Party and the Democratic Party are identical, except Republicans don’t care for rules, and Democrats don’t care for laws, but both of them refuse custom unless defecting to a foreign enemy.

Remember, the main character is always the enemy, that’s the hero, the pedophile, and the villain is you, you’re being tormented, hence why you’ve referred to literature, since you read your first children’s book, and tried to figure out why your mother was stupid for giving you such paltry and palpably stupid literature. That was the moment you started learning.

And don’t listen to Darth Vader, he’s the President, he raped his wife. Unless he went through impeachment proceedings.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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