Batman doesn’t use a gun, but he does kill people. This is your chance, Gotham City Police, to hunt the worst 52 types of scumbag in Gotham City. Just remember, Batman is just a comic book, on a print of paper. You, sir, the common reader, hold all the cards.
52 Ways to Murder Anyone:
(And the First and Last are the Same):
Joker: Give them a box of rocks, and let the dice roll.
Scarecrow: Put him on television, so he’s an antichrist superstar.
Riddler: Listen to the colors, not the content, and show him your content.
Penguin: Accept a present, and offer a present, but go with the flow.
Harley Quinn: Ask to see if you’re a sociopath, then go under hypnosis.
Poison Ivy: Be honest about your father’s gene test, anything rare.
Two-Face: Keep your options open, but be dishonest about your future.
Killer Croc: Watch and learn, and remember, stick to your friends.
Killer Moth: Be sure to assert your rights, he’s also a law abiding man.
Clayface: Let him copy you, tell him about rare information about you.
Pirate Cavalier: Be discrete, but don’t be afraid to be rude, he’s a pirate.
Gentleman Ghost: See how many languages he speaks, he may be informative.
Maxie Zeus: Never insult a teacher, they’re your heart, it’s the Buddha.
Film Freak: Pay attention to their martial arts moves, but always obey love.
Bane: Chuck something, Bane thinks about space, not space between space.
Man-Bat: Don’t talk about the Man-Bat, just listen to people talking.
Sofia Falcone: Ask about your father, to see what problem they have with you.
Carmine Falcone: Be sure to support your favorite band, from a wide selection of them.
Hush: Show an interest in Hush, and be verbally assisting about proper child rearing.
Great White Shark: Remember that Great White Shark needs your help, with his girlfriend.
Alberto Falcone: You are Alberto Falcone, aren’t you? Don’t be afraid to drop out of college.
Mad Hatter: Don’t respond to Mad Hatter’s verbal assault, you may not be alone.
Mister Freeze: Sell him a carton of Marlboro Lights for fifty dollars, an investment.
Doctor Death: Remember that Doctor Death needs your help, in your treatment.
Hugo Strange: Hugo Strange is a government mercenary, have they heard, he needs his union.
Mister Zsasz: Have Mister Zsasz, snitch on another villain, he wants to be helpful.
Jane Doe: Don’t talk to Jane Doe, just ask for someone, at random, see if they know them.
Ventriloquist: Be open and talkative to Ventriloquist, but don’t be afraid to break a rule.
Mad Monk: Remember to talk to the Church about Mad Monk, and after so, discuss their lobotomy.
Firefly: Ask about paganism, it’s a series of thought riddles.
Black Mask: Black Mask comes in many forms, compare them to your favorite character, not necessarily by appearance.
Catwoman: Reference something mysterious, that neither of you understand.