Gotham Police Department Major Case Card Deck (How to Counter 52 Nefarious Types of Villains)

Batman doesn’t use a gun, but he does kill people. This is your chance, Gotham City Police, to hunt the worst 52 types of scumbag in Gotham City. Just remember, Batman is just a comic book, on a print of paper. You, sir, the common reader, hold all the cards.

52 Ways to Murder Anyone:
(And the First and Last are the Same):

Joker: Give them a box of rocks, and let the dice roll.

Scarecrow: Put him on television, so he’s an antichrist superstar.

Riddler: Listen to the colors, not the content, and show him your content.

Penguin: Accept a present, and offer a present, but go with the flow.

Harley Quinn: Ask to see if you’re a sociopath, then go under hypnosis.

Poison Ivy: Be honest about your father’s gene test, anything rare.

Two-Face: Keep your options open, but be dishonest about your future.

Killer Croc: Watch and learn, and remember, stick to your friends.

Killer Moth: Be sure to assert your rights, he’s also a law abiding man.

Clayface: Let him copy you, tell him about rare information about you.

Pirate Cavalier: Be discrete, but don’t be afraid to be rude, he’s a pirate.

Gentleman Ghost: See how many languages he speaks, he may be informative.

Maxie Zeus: Never insult a teacher, they’re your heart, it’s the Buddha.

Film Freak: Pay attention to their martial arts moves, but always obey love.

Bane: Chuck something, Bane thinks about space, not space between space.

Man-Bat: Don’t talk about the Man-Bat, just listen to people talking.

Sofia Falcone: Ask about your father, to see what problem they have with you.

Carmine Falcone: Be sure to support your favorite band, from a wide selection of them.

Hush: Show an interest in Hush, and be verbally assisting about proper child rearing.

Great White Shark: Remember that Great White Shark needs your help, with his girlfriend.

Alberto Falcone: You are Alberto Falcone, aren’t you? Don’t be afraid to drop out of college.

Mad Hatter: Don’t respond to Mad Hatter’s verbal assault, you may not be alone.

Mister Freeze: Sell him a carton of Marlboro Lights for fifty dollars, an investment.

Doctor Death: Remember that Doctor Death needs your help, in your treatment.

Hugo Strange: Hugo Strange is a government mercenary, have they heard, he needs his union.

Mister Zsasz: Have Mister Zsasz, snitch on another villain, he wants to be helpful.

Jane Doe: Don’t talk to Jane Doe, just ask for someone, at random, see if they know them.

Ventriloquist: Be open and talkative to Ventriloquist, but don’t be afraid to break a rule.

Mad Monk: Remember to talk to the Church about Mad Monk, and after so, discuss their lobotomy.

Firefly: Ask about paganism, it’s a series of thought riddles.

Black Mask: Black Mask comes in many forms, compare them to your favorite character, not necessarily by appearance.

Catwoman: Reference something mysterious, that neither of you understand.

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