International Criminal Terms for Intelligence Services (Crime Doesn’t Pay)

In your country of origin, your intelligence-police service is an esteemed group of gentlemen and well respected partners of ladies of crime. Overseas however, we have a far different opinion. Let’s list them.

British Commonwealth MI-6: “Skins”.

Chinese Ministry of Security Services: “Hip Seng Tong”.

Germany Federal Counter-Terror: “Neo-Nazis”.

Israeli Defense Forces: “Scion-Zionist”.

Israeli-Putinist Forces: “Russian Mob”.

Italian Caribinieri: “Sicilian Mafia”.

Japanese Self-Defense Forces: “Yakuza”.

Jewish Synagogue Water Slavery: “Mob”.

Likud Movie Tribune: “The Russians”.

Pan-Islam: The last guys they helped beat for the force they’re working inside, of national heritage of token inside the country of origin. (Thank you for “al-Qaeda”, Officer Lennox. Basterd).

Royal Republic of Ireland Naval Alignment: “Sinn Fein”.

Russian Federal Intelligence: “Soviets-in-Exile”.

United Nations: “KGB”.

United States CIA: “Skells”.

And since spies need their proud civilian helpers and friends, here’s the terms we use for you.

Law Enforcement: Badge.

Clergy: Pig.

Media: Pedo.

Law Enforcement + Clergy: Dirty.

Law Enforcement + Media: Bent.

Clergy + Media: Homo.

Law Enforcement + Clergy + Media: Narcotics Man.

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Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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