The Perfect Speech (The Soup Nazi and the Italian Wedding)

The perfect speech, to duplicate Barack Hussein Obama’s entire Presidency, is the secret Soup Nazi Strategy I pranked UMass-Amherst with, having never submitted a single non-profit paper my entire life, anywhere, at any institute, that I was actually using my real prowess with.  All my actual techniques induce a psychotic break if duplicated, such as all of my academic submissions – but only if copied in technique or possibly form.  I use Martinization, from George Jefferson, my artistic inspiration (don’t surprise party me, I don’t like it, I run a business).

The first element, is determing the parameters of the paper’s topic, from examining the mission of the speech to be given.  The second element, is gathering data from a single synopsis of the data to be presented, compiled by data technical experts, on pure statistics.  The third element, is to arrange the paper in a set of 7, with the two outer points in one grouping, with evidence submitted as a conclusion at the end (1 + 1 + evidence conclusion), a set of evidence in the second grouping, then the data presented in the middle, before a set of evidence at the end, (evidence contrast encryption + 1 + 1 + 1 + evidence comparison decryption) and a piece of evidence submitted at the beginning, with two data sets at the end (evidence introduction + 1 + 1).  This is a septuplet piece of internal grouping, that indicates that the speech is being compiled, as being learned by the speech giver, while also being enjoyed and finally being given to others. 

Beyond the internal compilation of the confidence point, there is no other necessity, this single core strategy to be duplicated once, if at all, to replicate Eric Cartman, a vomiting restaurant owner from poverty trying to sell you his own entrails.  Better known as Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi, the basis of the Eric Cartman character.

Published by cheater120

Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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